Ecuador to Peru – The slow boat from Pantoja to Iquitos

The trip started in El Coca with the important task of stamping my passport. I was a long way from the border but for some reason, they moved the migration office here to El Coca from Nuevo Rocafuerte. So it is very important that if you are crossing the border that you remember to get your exit stamp in El Coca as it is 100% no longer possible in Nuevo Rocafuerte. To make this harder, the migration office is about a 45 minute walk from the port where you will arrive or even longer if you arrive at the bus terminal. It is kind of closer to the bus terminal there is just a small matter of an airport and a runway separating the two. This border isn’t too popular which meant I was interrupting conversations between the migration officers rather than queueing up. The migration office is open from 9am-5pm daily and therefore you are unable to stamp and leave the same day.

The following morning I took the slower of the two available canoes, leaving at 7am for its 220km and 10 hour journey to Nuevo Rocafuerte, 20 k’s short of the Peruvian border. The canoe had 50 odd seats lining either side of the boat, facing inwards with a walkway down the middle. This style is way more spacious and more comfortable than the boats that have the seats in rows and much less legroom. I happened to be sat next to the only fat guy on the boat which meant I had a little less room than others but it wasn’t too bad. I was also sat next to a group of Italians who were friends travelling from home.

After talking with the Italians for the 10 hour journey, we came to realise that we would be making more or less the same journey over the next week. This made it a lot easier to find transport across the border once we had arrived in Nuevo Rocafuerte. Generally, the only way to cross the border is in a private ‘peke peke’ which they call a small motorised canoe around here. You might get lucky and find an ambulance or cargo boat crossing at the right time but otherwise, the options are limited. We also found a German at the other end of the boat who was crossing the border too so with the journey split 5 ways, it would be much cheaper.

Upon arrival in Nuevo Rocafuerte, the German guy realised that he hadn’t got his exit stamp in El Coca beforehand. After speaking with everyone official around town, it kind of seemed like it wouldn’t be a problem and he could sort it out later on. We got lucky finding a guy who was going to cross the border and for US$10 each, we were on our way that afternoon. Sometimes you need to wait for the big boat to arrive in Pantoja in Peru and the peke peke’s will bring people to Nuevo Rocafuerte from the big boat. Then, when they return to Pantoja, you can sometimes get them a little bit cheaper as they are heading that way anyway. We were more in the mood to get to Peru quickly and wait there for the big boat to arrive so we took the only price we could find at that time and didn’t look too hard to find anything cheaper.

Fortunately for us (or conveniently for him), the boat driver had a mother in law in Pantoja who had a spot we could sleep. The second floor of their house was still under construction (permanently I think) and empty for us to put our hammocks up. Its location was also very desirable with a river view, and only a 50 metre walk up the path on the right from where the boats arrive. It had electricity when there was electricity in town and a roof to keep the currently non-existent rain off of us whilst we slept. The house also came with many very energetic children who are continuously looking to make noise, play instruments, play cards, learn something, wrestle, and keep you occupied and on your toes the whole time.

Pantoja is a small village on the banks of the Rio Napo a few kilometres from the border. It has roughly 500 people living there and has everything you need to survive and a bit more for fun. We had met the immigration office when we arrived and we also chatted and chilled with him whilst we were watching the incredible sunset. We also ate at the same house as him with a family cooking food and more or less letting sit in their house and eat. The food was cheap and the flavours were good and the options of places to eat were limited in such a small place. But we had a good spot with good portions and good fish so we were happy enough. Another food that is popular in these parts are ‘Juanes’ which are pieces of chicken, sometimes on the bone, wrapped in rice and packed into a ball and cooked inside a banana leaf. Depending on the house selling the Juanes, the quality, size, and flavours can vary massively with some amazing ones around.

Other than people’s homes to eat in, there were also a few shops selling fairly battered fruit and veg and other essentials you may need for food and life. Most food here is imported except possibly for the veg that can be grown here, the fruit from the trees, and the meat that they can catch out in the jungle. Anything exotic needs to be imported for sure and that includes other products as well as foods. Pantoja is just a collection of people who cleared the land and settled maybe 100 years ago next to the river bank. Transport is only fluvial with the town surrounded by jungle or riverbank. I spoke to a really old looking dude and he told me that since he has been here, the place has grown from nothing to maybe 500 people today.

Nowadays Pantoja has electricity between 6pm and 11pm, a couple of smaller football pitches, a volleyball court, a military training camp, immigration, accommodation for tourists, restaurants to eat in, and probably a lot more that I forgot or didn’t get round to seeing. The volleyball court can be found up near the migration office up the hill on the left side of town as you look at it from the river. Whilst waiting for the migration officer to finish his lunch and arrive, we played a little volleyball and got the police involved. This was a mistake as they weren’t very nice people and just played with themselves and never passed the ball to any of us once. I contemplated having a sit-in protest until they passed the ball to me but I don’t think it would have mattered, I would probably still be sat there now.

Once we had our entrance stamp for Peru we were free to leave once the cargo boat had arrived. These boats make the journey to and from Iquitos constantly and don’t really have an actual schedule or departure time. The journey takes about 5 days to cover the 600kms and the boat will stop too many times along the route collecting different things every time. Therefore, it is impossible to say what time the boat arrives, let alone leaves on its following journey. Once it has arrived the boat needs to unload any cargo it still has aboard and then the crew needs a slight rest too. If it arrives on day 1 in the morning, it will probably leave on day 2 in the afternoon. That is the normal schedule with loading starting the morning after it arrives and it will leave once it’s been loaded.

Once the boat arrived, I chatted with the owner and he said it would leave the next day for sure so the following day we would be on our way to Iquitos. We were only in Pantoja for 2 nights but with the people and atmosphere in Pantoja, I was a little bit disappointed that we were so fluid with our timings. I had heard people moan about having to hang around in Pantoja for a week and how boring it was. For me that would be amazing. There was always a child to talk to as tourists are like magnets to them. The local kids are so inquisitive and playful that it almost seemed impossible to get a moment’s peace to yourself. I say that in jest with the children often being a highlight of places I have been. And not just the children, a lot of the adults are interesting to talk to and find out local knowledge from.

But boredom here is not an option. The night before we left, we joined the locals in their daily footy matches after the sun dropped in strength. It started off ok but even after 1 match in this heat, I was done. I gave it all, scored our only goals but we still lost with my team capitulating after we started to tire and concede goals. I was with a couple of policemen too so they weren’t passing to me even though I was often open and our only real goal threat. The locals were giving the police a lot of stick, on and off the pitch. Unfortunately for me, I think I had the head of police on my team who was getting the most stick and he couldn’t handle it.

I thought there were going to be fights breaking out and everything with jokes getting stronger and people losing their cool. They were also placing money on the game with the winners taking all so the tension was growing on this too. This was our cue to leave and let the children fight it out with themselves and after running around too much a quick shower was needed. Now I don’t think where we were staying had a shower, I certainly never used it. Even though the Napo River was flowing brown and dirty, it was the most refreshing shower during and after a hard day staying cool. There was also a tree next to the river that acted as a jumping platform meaning you could jump from maybe 8 metres and a little higher up too if you wanted.

The following day the boat was meant to leave at 9am so we packed our stuff up early and walked the 50 metres to the boat. We got inside and got our hammocks up early to try and get a good spot. We kind of put the hammocks in a triangle which left a little floor space in the middle to use as a cooking area. Everyone on this boat will be sleeping in a hammock or on the floor with a capacity of around 50 passengers. The cargo boat, or ‘La Dianita’ as it was named, had 2 floors for passengers. The top floor was solely hammock space and toilets at the back. Towards the front, there were 4 cabins where the captains or higher ranked crew slept, and then the wheelhouse. Next to the wheelhouse was a ladder to the roof which is where we spent a lot of time taking in the sun and the jungle view around us.

Below the top floor was another hammock deck that was a little bit bigger than the floor above. It also contained the shop that was loaded with lots of essentials and possibly more non-essentials and the kitchen where Asterias, the cook, worked her magic. Below this floor was the cargo space. The covered room below the hammock deck had the engine at the back and then 50,000 plantains stuffed inside it by the end. The front of the boat was a flat platform, uncovered, that originally had 11 barrels of 200 litres, holding a pure local liquor called Aguardiente. Before you ask, I asked too, and no we weren’t allowed to drink it. By the end of the journey, this open platform would be full of animals and vegetables.

We eventually left Pantoja at around 10am and we were on our way down the Napo River and towards the Amazon River. The journey costs US$30 or 105 soles (Peruvian currency at 4:1 ratio with the GBP) and includes a space for your hammock (if it’s not too busy) and breakfast, lunch and dinner every day that you are on the boat. It’s fairly cheap when you think about it with a living cost of US$6 per day which includes transport, accommodation, and food. You had to bring your own toilet paper and the toilets were definitely not for the princesses of this world. The toilet also had the shower in it and both the water in the toilet and shower came from the river. This meant it was brown and sedimentary and not the cleanest looking. But you could shower with it easily and it was quite refreshing on a hot day.

As well as a hammock and toilet paper, you also had to bring your own Tupperware or bowl and a spoon. You would take this downstairs with you to the kitchen where Asterias would fill your tub up with whatever was on the menu. She was cooking for 70 people, on a cheap budget, 3 times a day so you couldn’t expect too much but the food was delicious. I actually chatted with Pablo the owner of La Dianita and managed to get a good price on double portions for the duration of the trip. The only problem was when I showed Asterias this, she started giving me huge portions and therefore I didn’t need the second one at that time. I took it anyway and stored it in my Tupperware until dinner time.

Breakfast was normally a soup of some sort with some stale bread. Lunch was a load of rice, a whole boiled plantain, a small piece of meat (or bone), a potato, and the sauce they were cooked in. Dinner was a Tupperware of coffee or sometimes warm milk with a few oats floating around. That’s also why I got a second portion because warm milk for me is not enough to get me through the night. It is a good idea to bring some food or snacks with you that can survive 6 days in the humidity without refrigeration. I bought tinned tuna, sweetcorn, mayonnaise, biscuits, and cakes. The idea was to make some tuna mayo canapés and eat a cake for dessert.

The Italians on the other hand bought a cooking stove and more adventurous food. They made pasta with garlic, chili, and olive oil one night which was delicious. I tried to help cook but wasn’t allowed close by. Italians are very protective of the pasta when it’s cooking. I wasn’t allowed to salt the water and wasn’t even trusted to stir the water. Well, the pasta tasted amazing so maybe it was a good thing. The camping stove was also an amazing provider of coffee in the morning which is compulsory for Italians in the morning and something I agree on since Colombia. It was nice that they let me hijack their stove too but in fact, they shared everything they had with me. I was obviously sharing too but had nowhere near the same amount of stuff as them. It wasn’t only the Italians that made this trip good though, there was so much more.

The first day was new to us so we didn’t really know what to expect. What happened was the boat continued to stop again and again to pick up random jungle river farm-based things. For example, at the first stop we collected some plantains, fairly quick, and easy. The second stop we picked up more plantains, a lot more plantains, some pigs and some chickens. What’s basically happening is these boats that make this journey stop at any farm along the river that signals them. But only if the boat wants too. Once there, the team decides if they want to buy the produce from the farm owner and then takes the stock. Once we arrive fully loaded in Iquitos, the boat will sell everything within about 1 hour of docking. The plantains are roughly bought for 10 soles a branch (with 50 plantains approx.) and sold for about 25 soles once in the city.

As we went from farm to farm, I noticed a big pattern with the people living on the farms in the jungle. The dominant male or head of the family would normally be drunk and a few were on a different level of being drunk. They had been drinking ‘7 Raices’ a local liquor made from distilled sugar cane, unrefined and then poured to soak over 7 different types of roots found in the jungle. It can be drunk with any mixer but honey is popular around these parts. These guys weren’t going through the flavouring process so they were drinking just distilled alcohol of about 40% strength without any flavours. It tasted disgusting but was drinkable, and it had to be because one of the drunk guys took a liking to me and forced me to drink some.

He originally spotted me at the top of the boat but called me down. Once I got down to the front of the boat he gave me a drink. Not being rude, I took a swig but he told me to finish it quickly. He was hammered and struggling to walk and talk but he could still pour a drink. He poured me another drink, a full cup again, he made me drink it then finished one himself and told me to finish the bottle. In this 5 minute period, I probably drank half a litre of this filth but didn’t feel too drunk. I think he was giving me a mixed version of the drink because it didn’t get me anywhere near his level of drunkenness and tasted funny. But it was all fun and quite often the crew would take a pause for a bottle of something shared quickly.

Then out of nowhere everyone came running from around the corner of the trees. They were panicking, telling us to run and laughing at the same time. I was at the front of the boat and people were running past me telling me to get upstairs quick. That’s when I turned my head, saw a massive cow coming, and ran a bit faster. This bull was meant to come on the boat but he had broken free and was running at people. With the crazy ones still holding on to the ropes, they managed to control this beast and eventually drag him onto the boat where he would spend the next 5 days before he was sold as food in Iquitos. Things like this were happening every time we stopped at a farm.

If we were lying in our hammocks and we heard the boat slow, we would head out to the balcony to see what could happen at this stop. No word of a lie, it was like the jungles version of a TV Series. Every stop was like an episode with the same protagonists every time. The whole of the boat would come out every stop and watch the crew haul a load of stuff on board and then head back to the hammocks once we got moving again. Anything on this boat was entertainment. If someone was playing the guitar, people would gather to watch. If I threw my cup in the air 3 times in a row, I would have 4 children around watching. Someone would ask me what I was doing and I would answer that I was just throwing my cup in the air. They would continue to watch me until something more interesting happened.

But for me the boat wasn’t boring, never. Especially with the TV Series constantly running there was always some sort of excitement. It was so exciting that I didn’t manage to get to sleep the first night. I really could miss an episode or a stop and the boat continued to stop throughout the whole night. It was actually really slow at night time with many people signalling the boat to get it to stop. From midnight to 6am, we managed to only travel 20km down the river. We were stopping the crossing to the other riverbank, then going 5 minutes before stopping again. We even stopped at Pastrana’s Gran’s house and then 5 minutes later we stopped at his other Gran’s house. We also stopped somewhere at 5am and the guys chatted for an hour after loading a few plantains. This was when it got light.

Seeing as everyone else had been sleeping, I had no company for the night apart from the crew. All these guys were fun and interesting guys who worked hard and played hard. I spent the night chatting to the majority of them and sharing my bottle of Aguardiente I had brought with me. They were more than happy to drink whilst working and the boss was joining in too. At 3am I got invited downstairs to have some food with the crew. This was crew only food and maybe because of this, it tasted way better. It was a soup but with more meat and veg in it than the ones we had as passengers. This is only fair seeing as the amount of energy the crew burns working, and they work a lot.

From the first stop to the last stop, they are working. This is generally the first 3 days coming from Pantoja. Now they can sleep downstairs in a hammock but it is never longer than 20-30 minutes before they are woken up to load some more bananas or something. They work 3 days and nights loading heavy things without significant sleep and still find the energy to drink and play around. The get paid fairly well by Peruvian jungle standards but the work is long and tough. I have Paulo’s number should I wish to work with him the next time instead of paying for my journey. Its hard work but if I was with this crew, I would guarantee to have fun along the way. With all the corona stuff happening at the moment, I almost thought about going there to work if I was stuck in Peru and couldn’t leave.

After 3 days of stopping and collecting, the boat is pretty full of stock and there is little room remaining should there be any more to come. But as you get closer to the Amazon River and Iquitos, there are fewer farms using this service as there are a lot more options available. Maybe they have their own boat or maybe there are others that pass more frequently. Either way, the boat I am on has a clear run for the last couple of days and the crew can relax now. Over the last 3 days, the crew had loaded 6 cows, 50+ pigs, over 100 chickens (some of which we ate), 54 humans, 2200 litres of good hard liquor, approximately 60-80,000 individual plantains, 4 turtles, 1 burnt monkey, and many more vegetables and fruits on top of that.

When the boat would stop at the farms, the whole family would be there waiting. It was like it was the entertainment for them as well. It didn’t matter if it was 4am, there was still the whole family, kids and all, waiting on the banks. They would normally come aboard and buy a bottle of something and some ice-lollies for the kids. Sometimes we would just stop on a sandbank in the middle of the river and pick up a passenger. Who knows where he came from or how long he had been waiting there. Some people must wait for days to signal the boat down, not knowing when it is going to arrive due to the lack of a schedule or signal to phone anyone to find out. But this boat provided money and food for those living away from the cities and accessible transport.

With there being no roads here and no floating refuge service, the locals are kind of unknowingly stuck in a bit of a bind. Having lived from the jungle for so long, the family’s waste products were natural and biodegradable, for example, nature’s tin foil known as the Bijao leaf or banana leaf. Now they actually have tin foil and many other non-biodegradable products including many different forms of plastics that they are unable to dispose of in an environmental fashion. The 2 options that they have are far from ideal, with option number being to burn it. But burning plastics and other things is horrible for the environment, the jungle and even their lungs.

The only other option, which happens to be the most common option, is to throw the rubbish into the river. Within 10 seconds, the strong current has whipped the rubbish away and out of sight is out of mind. It was painful to see every piece of rubbish on the boat get thrown overboard and into the river. This is the culture here and everyone does it bar a few who are environmentally educated through school or university. We had a 5 litre bottle that we stored all of our rubbish in so we could dispose of it in Iquitos once we arrived. Unfortunately, a young girl saw it and emptied every piece of rubbish individually into the river and then took the bottle. Plastic bottles are recycled here and the poorer people collect them for minimal amounts of cash. The person who told us what happened, watched her do it but didn’t say a thing, because it’s normal behaviour here.

But the river looks incredibly clean with no rubbish or plastic visible as we cruise through the jungle. That’s because of the strong current that takes it away quickly and it continues to be taken away until it reaches the mouth of the River Amazon and eventually enters the Atlantic Ocean. Nowadays, all food products come in plastic, and out here there seems to be an extra unnecessary piece of plastic or bag involved with everything. Products are also Chinese, cheaply manufactured, cheaply sold and they break easily meaning there are a lot more rubbish and plastics entering the river. It’s almost a planned obsolescence out here. It seems that things are only made to last a year maximum here because people will break them or want a new version after a year anyway. The waste disposal here is a problem, but only for the outside world, as the locals know no better and continue as normal.

I don’t think it has anything to do with the waste disposal here but there were surprisingly few animals to see along the journey. I saw some monkeys from a distance but other than a couple of dolphins and a load of birds, there wasn’t much else. I know a few dolphins, monkeys and birds are pretty good but after 5 days of scouring the river and jungle, I was expecting to see more. I was told that the animals stayed out of sight because they were prey to the humans who would find protein where they could. The rivers edges were extremely dangerous places to be as visibility from a boat was much easier than the jungle floor. I have heard that the jungles are full of animals, just not in the vicinity of river banks and human settlements and within reason.

But with or without wildlife, the scenery is epic and is forever changing shape and form. The majority of the jungle river bank was made up of the Guarumo (Cecropia) tree which grows really quickly in the sandy sediment that is deposited on the sides of the river. Once it starts growing quickly, it gets all the sun and continues to grow without competition from other trees or plants. There are many islands too which have formed by the river depositing its sediment and it builds up and up until you have an island full of Guarumo trees. And where there are Guarumos growing out here, there are the Oropendola bird and their hanging basket nests. They don’t nest in the Guarumos but I always see them together in the same areas.

When the Oropendolas start to fly and sing in numbers, you know it is approaching time for sunset. This meant heading to the roof of the boat for the best view and the nice breeze. The sunset’s suns were really red here and made amazing colours throughout the clouds. Unfortunately at night time the clouds were too much and blocked out the stars on the majority of occasions. Also, with the humidity in the air, it meant that the stars were not going to grace us with their full glory. At least it meant that I could go to sleep on the other nights, not having the stars as an excuse to stay up.

We may have been unlucky with the stars but we were really fortunate with the day time weather. I think it rained sufficiently enough once that we had to put the plastic sheeting down to keep everything and everyone dry. This only lasted about an hour and for the rest of the time, it was more or less dry. Not only was it dry but it was also beautifully sunny and (sometimes a bit too) hot for the majority of the days. This sunshine made the jungle much more incredible to look at with the sun bringing out the vibrant colours and creating the contrasts with the sky much clearer and stronger. It obviously helps the photos look nicer too even though they are not a touch on how it looks in person.

It’s hard to explain why it is so beautiful to look at. It is nature, pure nature, untouched by the human hand and unblemished at this moment in time. The closer and closer you get to Iquitos, the more you can see the influence humanity has had on the jungle. There are areas you see that are clearly areas of logging with cleared jungles and tree trunks piled up. There are areas with no tree and just piles of sawdust. The only other real boats you see on the river are boats transporting fuel or oils, or boats carrying the transport that transports the oil by road around the country. I also met a guy on our boat who was taking gold out of the jungle. His methods weren’t very environmentally conscious but they were effective. He would enter for 2 weeks and leave with US$8-10k worth of gold supposedly.

We dropped these guys off at Mazan which is just before the Amazon River if you are coming from Pantoja. We could have got off at Mazan, taken a moto-taxi to the Amazon, and got a quick boat to Iquitos. This would have saved us a day travelling but also would have lost us a day of this experience. The Italians were originally going to leave at Mazan but they changed their mind as the boat was so good. Once you reach the Amazon, you can turn left and head downstream past Colombia and then into Brazil, or turn right and head upstream further into Peru. We went upstream and made our way to Iquitos. The Italians would eventually go to Brazil but they needed to get the boat from Iquitos.

We arrived at Iquitos at around 4am and it was a complete shock to the system. I was sleeping when I felt the boat slowing down and when I went out on deck to take a look, there were lights to be seen for miles and miles. No more was the jungle river banks, empty of light and visible life. We were still in the jungle officially, it just didn’t seem like it at all with this huge city creating so much light. As we pulled into the dock, the moto-taxis started to come flying into the dockyard. I knew it was about to get hectic so the best option was to sit back relax and watch the show.

The captain slowly pulled the boat up towards the bank, a crowd of people ready, waiting, and jostling for position. With the boat not in the correct position for the captain’s liking, he pulled it away before arriving at the bank. Some people made a jump for it, trying to get onto the boat first. Time is money here and the window of opportunity to make money was opening soon. Finally docked, the flood of people swarm onto the boat, battling the people trying to get off the boat. There were taxi drivers coming aboard and taking people’s bags to make sure they take their taxis. They were forceful and were sometimes ripping bags from people’s hands to secure some trade.

Other taxi drivers were loading their taxis with plantains that were rushed to nearest market when they were probably sold within the next hour or so. There was one guy by himself running onto the boat, collecting 4 branches (and probably over 100kg) of plantains and running off the boat to an area where he dumped them. He repeated this again and again and again, getting sweatier and sweatier each time. Some of the plantains were going to their owners, like this beast of a man, but the majority were being sold to the various market vendors. This goes for the other varieties of fruit that had been purchased along the way too. It was all being sold.

All of the livestock was being re-weighed and sold per kg to the butchers who had also arrived in numbers and were battling for the best produce. Every part of the boat had some sort of frantic action going on and within 2-3 hours, the boat had been emptied of the produce we had spent the last 5 days collecting. And with the produce all gone, the area in front of the boat had become calm and completely empty apart from a few people guarding their piles of produce awaiting transport. As I said, time is money here and the sooner the stock leaves the boat and hits the markets, the more chance they have of selling it. The locals await the arrival of these boats so the chain of the boat to the market to the house (and probably to the stomach) happens within hours.

Having watched the last episode in this enthralling series, it was time to catch a little bit more shut-eye before leaving the boat. Only an hour of sleep was possible before the crew started cleaning around us, getting the boat back to respectable levels of cleanliness for a 20-year-old cargo ship. The crew would drink, party, play football, rest, and then come back tomorrow or the next day to start it all over again but in the opposite direction. We said our goodbyes before the crew left to their homes, grateful to have met these amazing group of hardworking, fun-loving folk. It was also time for us to leave with strange people watching us and our stuff. We had been warned about vagrants coming aboard to practice opportunistic crimes and prey on the less observant people.

Not knowing what our plans were, the four of us headed to the main area where we knew we could find hostels. One of the Italians knew of someone who lived in Iquitos and we had heard he would be able to give us a place to crash for the night. We checked a couple of hostel prices and it was extortionate so we waited around for the Italians friend. When he arrived, we took a short taxi to his place. It was a building that was under renovation but looked like it was falling apart in places. There was one mattress on the floor and it a couple of walls that had been painted with murals. Other than that it was an empty, abandoned-looking squat of a house. He wanted us to pay for the night and asked for a similar price to the hostels.

I was under the impression that he was doing us a favour because he was a friend but he was doing us a favour for the money. I didn’t want to pay to sleep on the floor and didn’t really want to pay the price we had seen for the hostels so I went about planning my escape. Maybe it was the change in environment but I didn’t like the vibe and feel I got from Iquitos. Having been floating through the nothing for the last 5 days, and knowing that I was still in the jungle, I think it was a shock to my system. It was a sensory overload but not in a good way. The noise of the taxis beeping their horns, the smell of a hot and humid city with poor sanitation, and the breathing of the heavy air all got too much for me.

I went to the docks, of which there are a few, and had found myself a boat that was leaving that evening at 5pm. It was a much bigger boat and had its cargo already loaded. The price was a little more too but it was what it was and it was a boat to take me away from this hive of activity. I went back to the squat, said my goodbyes to the Italians, and returned to the boat with my gear. The Italians would leave the next day but in the opposite direction towards Colombia and then Brazil. I was heading into Peru in the direction of Pucallpa, a city that has road connections to Lima and therefore the rest of Peru. But for now, it was goodbye to Iquitos and hello to serenity and floating up the Amazon River and its tributaries.

I’m sure Iquitos is an amazing place and I definitely didn’t give it enough time to cast judgement. I would love to go back again and explore what it has to offer and spend a little more time there. But in this instance, it didn’t feel right and I always like to follow how I feel, and therefore I am always happy where I am.

Last Weeks in Ecuador

I had agreed to meet Diana in Quito before we headed off for my last 2 weeks in Ecuador. Diana didn’t have long either and was on limited funds for her trip. Her brother owned Pacifico Hostel in Colombia where I had volunteered for a month and a bit the previous year. Diana was in Ecuador to publicise the hostel to the backpackers who were heading north and into Colombia next. For Diana it meant talking to hostel owners and trying to make an agreement where they would help each other out. For me it meant just chatting to people like normal and if they were heading to Colombia, I would give them a free night’s stay in the Pacifico Hostel.

Diana was also here on holiday being a tourist so before we left Quito and headed south, we had to take a trip to the Equator, the centre of the Earth. There is a place in Quito called ‘Mitad del Mundo’ (middle of the world) where you can visit museums and monuments. In 1736, Frenchman Charles-Marie de La Comdamine led an expedition taking measurements for around 10 years. They proved that the world wasn’t round and also found the equator. In 1936, the Ecuadorian government built a monument on this sight to recognise 200 years since the French effort and in 1979 this was replaced by the current 30 metre tower supporting a globe with a 5 foot diameter. You also have the painted yellow line on the floor which marks the Equator.

Now I don’t know whether the French had a bottle of wine for breakfast every morning throughout those 10 years but they got it wrong. The actual equatorial line lies a quarter mile north and has been proven by high tech GPS machinery. Yet still half a million people a year visit Mitad del Mundo oblivious to the fact they are 240m, or a short walk, from the actual equator. The real line can be found in a different attraction called the Intiñan Solar Museum, a private place with experiments and a brief history of Ecuador and the Equator.

We decided to go to the real equator and this was accessible by bus from the centre of Quito. Entrance was a minimal fee and included a guide taking us around different things to see about the history of the equator and the other stuff it involves. There were experiments like balancing an egg on a nail (for which I got a certificate) and walking along a line (which was very hard to do). Due to the forces of nature, these were both hard to achieve supposedly down to the fact that you were stood on the centre of the earth. There was also the experiment that shows the water going down the plughole in different directions on the different sides of the equator. For an hour it was good fun and interesting to see and learn some stuff.

Upon leaving, I checked my GPS position on my map app and it told me that the centre of the world was in fact a damaged drainage gutter full of rubbish on the side of the road. Obviously my app isn’t as high tech as the machinery used to get an accurate positioning of the equator but I just wanted a picture with the reading of 0´s on my phone. Even that was impossible so we got the bus back to Quito to prepare ourselves for the journey to Baños the following day. Baños is a tourist favourite place that has plenty to see and do whilst set in a beautiful location surrounded by mountains and cliffs. A short bus ride from Quito meant we arrived at Baños in the afternoon and had a little time to walk around and plan what we wanted to do.

The first day we rented some mountain bikes to use to explore the various waterfalls that were located along the ‘Ruta de las Cascadas’, the main road leaving the town. It cost $5 to rent the bikes for the whole day which for me is an incredible price for an area that is so touristy and that also has so much to see. The road out of town had some traffic but it wasn’t too bad to ride with the occasional cycle specific route around the mountains when the vehicles entered the tunnels beneath them. The scenery for the ride was beautiful and there were scattered waterfalls along the way to stop and admire or take a breather. The route was leading to the main attraction of this well peddled path, ‘El Pailon Del Diablo’, a big powerful waterfall with viewing balconies built into the surrounding cliffs.

I think the river was separating 2 different land owners because you could enter from both sides and get 2 different perspectives, but you had to pay for 2 different tickets. The prices were cheap, a couple of dollars, and it was worth it for the experience. There were paths bringing you closer to the waterfall with scattered balconies and passing points. The closer you got, the harder the path became. At times you were crawling on a path but under a cliff with not much space for the larger folk. You could worm your way closer until you were able to stand behind the barrage of crashing water. You needed to have a poncho and hide your electronics here because the air was full water, it was impossible to stay dry.

Further up the road after El Pailon Del Diablo, lies another waterfall very spectacular to see. ‘Machay’ was possibly a little bit taller than the previous waterfall but didn’t have as much water flow. And although there wasn’t an actual path, a short walk could allow you to enter the pool at the base of the waterfall. I managed to get there but really struggled to get in and swim. The sheer force of the falling water created a thunderous roar, a wind that arrived in waves of unforgiving gusts and an actual wave that was constantly reminding you of who was in charge here. And the water was pretty cold too. Just feeling the incredible power of nature from so close was good enough but the added bonus of a free shower makes it even better.

You could ride further up this road and probably encounter more things or more waterfalls but there was nothing mentioned or advertised. So we rode back to the previous waterfall where, because of its popularity, you can find more transport back to Baños. The cycle to these waterfalls is a lot of downhill so there is an option to take a lorry back with your bicycle and save on time and energy. This is what Diana wanted to do so we took a ride back and had time to use the bikes to move hostels in the afternoon. There are lots of activities to do here and the place reminded me a lot of San Gil in Colombia. Some of the activities are more expensive than others but they often require specialist equipment or guides and transport. In Baños you can find activities on the ground, underground, on the water and in the skies, there is plenty to do if you have the time and money.

One cheaper and very popular place to go is on top of the hills surrounding Baños. ‘Casa del Arbol’ or The Treehouse, is a property that has 7 different swings including 2 hanging either side of a treehouse. But it also has a view of the other side of the mountain and, if it’s a clear day, it has a view of the volcano. It costs a pittance to get in and you can linger around for as long as you want. We went up by public bus and waited around for the clouds to leave the volcano. What actually happened was the clouds got worse and engulfed us in a complete white-out. It was getting later on and starting to get a bit cooler. Diana wanted to take the bus but it wasn’t leaving for an hour. I wanted to walk and keep warm and then take the bus as it passed me on the road.

So off I walked leaving Diana waiting in the bus. Within 2 minutes of walking, I had manged to hitch a ride. A group in a pickup stopped and let me jump in the back and they happened to go past my hostel too. I was home in 20 minutes and had a nice warm cuppa in my hands. The next day Diana wanted to do canyoning, which involves walking down a river valley and abseiling down the waterfalls, but I was going to skip it this time seeing as I had a limited budget and I had done it before. Instead, in the afternoon I went for a walk to the Jesus cross and viewpoint that looks over the town. Along the first heavy uphill section of the walk I came across another tourist walking up. We ended up walking together and upon arrival at the cross, she said she was walking further up.

I joined her and we continued up to the extreme swing which was situated at the top of the mountain looking over the town. When we arrived, the workers got excited but we weren’t interested in using the swing, we just wanted to see the view. The guys were nice enough to let us climb the viewing tower, the only problem was the cloud restricting vision any further than 20 metres. But as if by magic, the clouds suddenly dispersed revealing blue skies and the view of the valley. And within a minute, it was cloudy again. We were on our way to find the way down when we realised we were close to a volcano viewpoint so we went to check it out. It was nice, but a little bit further up there was a better viewpoint, so we went looking for that one. Eventually we ended up halfway to La Casa Del Arbol and seeing as my walking buddy hadn’´t been there yet, we decided to continue.

Today was much busier than yesterday and the sky was also much clearer with the clouds that normally adorn the peak of the volcano regularly clearing to reveal its entirety. Having listened to my friend scream on every swing, to the amusement of everyone, it was time to head down. Rather than returning down the road, we wanted to go across the mountain and down the other end of town next to a Virgin Mary statue overlooking Baños. The sun was starting to set and the light was starting to dim. We were still a long walk from home and walking paths unknown, and at some point unstable. This was when my friend starting telling me her story about being rescued from a volcano by helicopter because she got lost and slept the night in a woods, singing to survive. I had been following her the whole time thinking that she was the responsible person in our pairing who knew where she was going.

Seeing as we had limited time and we had seen a bit of Baños already, it was time for Diana and I to move on to Cuenca. I don’t know why we were going to Cuenca but it was a popular place on the backpacker trail. It is a nice city with some things to do round it. On our first day there, we bumped into Matteo in the street and went for a walk to a viewpoint above the city. The next day we took a long stroll around Las Cajas National Park which can be fairly cold with its climate and altitude. The walk itself lasted a few hours and took you through a landscape that wouldn’t look out of place in Scotland. The weather as well. We were lucky that it didn’t rain until we were walking on the road on the way back to find a bus.

The walk through the park takes you past lakes, mountains and along many different trails. You will also enter a tangled forest of red barked trees that twist around each other and the rocks. The forest was an enchanting place to walk with every angle tempting you into taking another picture. The same can be said for the rest of the scenery too. Having completed our circuit and having seen what we wanted to see in Cuenca, for me it was time to head up north and try to get out of Ecuador. Diana had a couple of days more than me so she stayed in Cuenca for the night. I took the night bus to Quito and as soon as I arrived in Quito, I took a bus north to El Coca. This was where I was before, when I went to the Yasuni National Park, so I was confident arriving after dark.

I was also unable to leave the next day due to the silly organisation of the border up here. From El Coca, you had to take a boat for over 200km to Nuevo Rocafuerte. Here, you had to get lucky and find a private canoe heading the 20km, or 2 hours over the border and into Pantoja, a small village of 500 people. This is where you can get your entrance stamp to Peru as long as you remembered to get you exit stamp in El Coca 2 days ago. They recently moved the immigration office over 200km from the border and a 45 minute walk from the docks were you arrive. This was catching many tourists out who were having to return back to El Coca and waste 4 days on the travelling. The boats passing around here leave around 6-7am on most mornings but the immigration office doesn’t open until 9am so it’s impossible to do it in one day.

I was well informed about the situation before hand and had even arrived earlier than expected in El Coca. This meant I was relaxed and ready to go early the next morning and start my long journey across the border and through the Amazon. Once I crossed the border, I had a 5 day journey planned on a cargo boat to Iquitos, the jungle capital of Peru. After that, there was another potential 5 day journey away from Iquitos to a destination currently unknown. That meant stocking up on supplies and necessities in El Coca, for a potential fortnight of low key, economy travel. Fortunately for me, I met 3 Italians on the boat from El Coca to Nuevo Rocafuerte who I would journey to Iquitos with over the next week and a bit. They definitely improved the enjoyment levels during the following days to come.

Mompiche, Ecuador

I was heading to Mompiche with the intentions of spending Christmas and New Year there and most importantly, I intended to surf every day. Mompiche is a small fishing village with a wave that breaks off the point of the cove and rolls in towards the beach. It had a reputation for its waves and also for the atmosphere in the village. It sounded like the place I wanted to surf and chill for a bit.

To make this experience cheaper, I had found a volunteering position at a hostel where I had my bed in exchange for 4 hours a day. I wanted to find somewhere that had food included but it wasn’t possible so I had to take this one at The MudHouse. It turned out to be a good decision and that was down to the owners and people who were staying there. The MudHouse was located on the outside of town and the furthest place from the beach, meaning I had to walk 3 minutes to get to the beach. That gives you an idea of the size of Mompiche, its small.

Mompiche had a mixture of local fisherman and their families, local surfers, foreign locals and tourists. It had a really tranquil vibe with shop owners allowing you to come back later and pay if they didn’t have enough change. This was a regular occurrence with the village being fairly cheap to buy food and absolutely nowhere having change for a twenty note. Even cheaper to buy food were the different fruit and veg trucks that would come past every day or so. Here you could buy all you needed to cook for a few days at minimal price. We ate a lot of guacamole with avocados falling of the back of the trucks at 4 for a dollar. With the local bakery selling cheap bread rolls, there were a lot of guac rolls eaten too.

The owners didn’t want the guests cooking fish in the kitchen so that kind of ruined my plan of eating fresh fish every day and meant I was more or less a vegetarian for my time here. The owners had valid reasons for this request and it probably saved me a lot of money in the end. I also discovered beetroot burgers which I pimped with other flavours and all the trimmings to make them taste amazing. I must be hungry at the moment as I am talking a lot about food and not my time there and now I wish I had a beetroot burger.

Anyway, The Mudhouse was owned by an American/Colombian couple who had built it all from scratch. I dealt with Mendee more than Andres but both of them were incredibly nice people and easy to get along with and they made my time there enjoyable. The work was more or less the same every day. I would work from 6-10pm doing anything that needed doing including check-ins, making beds, tidying around, turning on the lights and serving any beers that the guests wanted. In reality, I sat and chatted with the guests doing the occasional piece of work here and there. Sometimes I would cover in the day time when the owners were busy or I would have a gardening shift but otherwise I would work nights.

This meant I could go surfing everyday whatever the tide times were. Some days I would be up at 6am to catch the glassy morning conditions and other times I would have the day free and surf in the afternoons. Either way I was surfing as much as I could and wasn’t missing out on anything. To save money on a surf board, it was much better to buy it than it was to rent it. At $10 minimum a day it would cost me maybe $300, if not $200 a month if I could get a good deal. If I bought a board, I could sell it afterward and it would maybe cost me $50-100. So this was my plan, try to buy a board and then sell it before I leave.

The problem was that there were only 2 shops that had a selection of boards and 1 of them didn’t have any in my desired size. So the one shop that had a board was my only option and the owner wasn’t being very helpful. The price was extreme and as with everywhere in Latin America, the price is there to be negotiated. I had managed to get a little bit off but not too much and said I would be back later to see if I could afford it. When I went back later the owner had changed his mind and was even less helpful. I managed to get the price we agreed on before and with no other options, I bought the board.

I now had a place to stay, my days free and a surf board to use. The waves were really good when I arrived so I made the most of them. At first, my body could only manage a couple of hours in the water a day with surfing finding those hidden muscles that are rarely used. But after a while, the muscles get stronger, the fitness levels increase and the time in the water can be extended until the tummy tells you it’s time to eat. By the end of my time there I was staying in the water for 5 hours or more. I caught the best waves of my life here in Mompiche and with the way the waves break, it is a really good place to learn and improve.

As with all surf spots, the talk of the town is always about when the next swell is coming in, when the next amazing waves will arrive. There was no difference here with this being the main chat on the streets. For me the waves were already incredible but I was excited to see what they could be. I had to wait a bit though but I wasn’t upset seeing as there were still waves and not too many people. We were meant to be entering the busy season but the tourist numbers didn’t seem to be increasing too much. Before I knew it, we were approaching the end of the year.

For Christmas Day, the whole hostel were going to cook something and bring it to the table. There were a good set of guest there including some that had been staying there for a while already, and in total we had about 20 people sat around the table. There was a variety of food brought to the table (none of which can be found on an English Christmas table) and everything was delicious with sufficient food to stuff everyone full. There were also plenty of beers flying around one end of the table. I had also managed to get a good surf in that morning so the day went pretty well all in all.

After Christmas, the numbers started to rise and Mompiche started to get a bit busier. With Ecuadorian and foreign tourists turning up, I started to have to do a little bit of work in the evenings. I also had to battle a bit harder for the waves in the day time. The New Year’s Eve celebrations here were to be a parade in the streets followed by the burning of Muñecas (dolls – in this case they were life size papier-mâché dolls in old clothes and stuffed with something flammable) and fireworks. They also had some life size boats made from cheap wood and cardboard which I think were to burn. I was working from 6-10pm again so I missed the parade and the burnings.

Once I finished work I sorted myself out at the hostel, had a couple of beers and then took my board to meet Jana, a German girl who I met when I arrived. We had decided to go and surf for the turning of the New Year. What a night it was! Upon entering the water and disturbing it, there was bio-luminescent plankton everywhere. You didn’t even need to move with the waves and current surrounding you in glowing blue flickers of light. It is hypnotic at times with the bio-luminescence mesmerising you and inviting you to play with it more. I would have been content with just splashing around in the water but that wasn’t the reason we were there, that was just an incredibly amazing added bonus.

I was there to surf and with the help of the plankton lighting up the waves as they were breaking, it meant that you can see them coming in the dark of the night. And the waves were coming in clean and regular. The only danger was the inability to see Jana swimming back out as I was catching a wave. To prevent an accident we kind of screamed with joy whilst on a wave. That way the other person knew to get out of the way or warn the other person of their position. With great waves and the glowing plankton, I couldn’t have asked for a better way to bring in the New Year.

Once the surf had ended, we headed back into town to join the party. There were a couple of locations blaring music into the streets with people dancing and partying in the street below. I joined my mate Mateo, who I met in Colombia, and we danced, drank and then ended up at a party on the beach. The parties were very tame compared to other places, I am sure, but they were perfect for what I wanted. They ended with beach fires continuing into the morning and I think I called it a night around 5-6am.

The arrival of the New Year coincided with the arrival of the waves and the waves brought the people as well. With a big swell arriving, Mompiche was busy for the first week of 2020. The atmosphere around town and in the water changed too with a lot more aggression and arguments occurring in the water. All the local surfers were out there, as were the Ecuadorians who had arrived from up and down the coast, and then there were the tourists too. The water was crowded and people were getting stressed out over the waves. The majority of the waves were caught by the locals and there were some good local surfers here.

It was lucky they were good because where they were catching the wave, there were a load of rocks. If you got the take-off wrong, you had to cover your head and hope it wasn’t too bad, especially when the bigger waves arrived. There were still rocks where I was taking off but there were fewer and they were easier to avoid. Unfortunately the rocks had to be there otherwise the waves would have nothing to break them. To arrive at the waves you had to walk along the beach and then walk over the rocks to another small beach to save you having to paddle so much. This was at, or around, low tide – when the waves were generally at their best. When it was high tide you had to paddle a long way to get to the beginning of the breaking waves.

There was another method which involved walking up the hill to the cemetery on the headland and then heading down a steep track and onto the rocks by the little beach. Trying to save time and energy we went this way once and all was good until I stepped in a puddle on the rocks. A shooting pain shot through my foot and leg, it was like something had bitten me. I looked at the bottom of my foot to find blood dripping out of it so I made it down to the water to check it out. There was something sticking out of the bloody hole in my foot, something weird. It was a semi-transparent white rubbery thingy, like a ligament, protruding 2-3mm from the hole. Nobody knew what it was, some thought it was part of me, others thought it was a worm trying to enter my body to lay eggs and others thought it was an alien.

Whatever it was, it wasn’t coming out as it was attached to me inside my foot. But I knew it wasn’t part of me, I could feel it. But unable to remove it and seeing as I had walked all this way, I thought it was best to enjoy the waves whilst they were there and I would deal with it later. Upon returning to the hostel 2 hours later, I was able to remove it with a pair or tweezers or possibly break it off inside of my foot. After asking around, it turns out that I stepped on a Stingray which reacted by stinging me and leaving its barb behind. Fortunately for me, the Stingray was tiny and although the pain was strong, it didn’t have sufficient venom to cause the serious pain that the larger Stingrays are capable of administering. It did hurt for a week but the pain was manageable, just an annoyance. I still have remnants of the hole today, 3 months later, but that is just in the dead skin on the bottom of my foot.

The last option to getting to the waves depended on luck and timing. If you arrived at the beach early in the morning, there was a chance a fishing boat was heading out to sea. The locals were more than happy to give you a ride and you could help them get the boat into the water in return. When this happened, you could get a ride to with 10 metres of where you wanted to surf in no time whatsoever. I arrived at the beach at around 6am one morning and got lucky with my timing. We helped the 2 man crew to get the boat into the water and then jumped in. That’s the moment where it didn’t quite go to plan.

The captain had to time the exit to get past the large wave before they are beginning to break. Our captain managed to stall the motor and then in the panic to get it started, he absolutely floored it to try and get passed the wave rapidly approaching. We kind of arrived as the wave was starting to curl over and rather than floating over the wave, it kind of broke on top of us forcing the boat to go through the wave. This obviously pulled the boat to a sudden stop and sent us all flying to the back of the boat. I was already at the back of the boat so everyone and every surfboard came crashing into me. But we were the right way up, a little bit wet but we were still floating and the boat was in one piece. It normally goes a bit smoother than that time but every now and then you have to take the rough with the smooth.

Other than eating, surfing and standing on Stingrays, there were more things to do around Mompiche. The next cove along was called Playa Escondido (Hidden Beach) which I never actually went to after getting lost once and ending up at a different beach. This beach was called Playa Negra (Black Beach) because the sand was black. There was a lot of a metallic mineral in this sand here, titanium or zinc or something, I don’t remember. Either way, the sand weighed 3 times more than normal sand and sparkled in the sun. It was a beautiful place to go and relax, have lunch (guacamole rolls) or even surf too. Being a 30 minute walk from Mompiche I ended up at Playa Negra on numerous occasions.

Another 30 minutes further down the coast lied Isla Portete, a small island just off the mainland with not much on it. I went there one day with another English guy and we ended up staying the night. With the headland blocking the sunset in Mompiche, Isla Portete was an excellent place to view it. It also is a good place to see turtles hatching if you are in the right season. I was there towards the end of the season and although others saw turtles whilst they were there, I didn’t have such luck. It didn’t dampen the experience with the island being so beautiful and relaxing. It also has a long beach with palm trees set back from the water’s edge.

Palm trees are struggling in Ecuador with there being a kind of plaque that is killing them off. There aren’t too many in Mompiche with the survivors looking a little worse for wear in some cases. In fact the Mudhouse had 12 palm trees when it opened with the last ones being cut down whilst I was there to prevent them from falling on someone whilst they were dying. It is a real shame as nothing can be done to slow the spreading of this disease that is ruin the look of the many paradise beaches around here. Hopefully the trees will fight back and start to line the beaches again in the future.

I had pretty much done my month of volunteering at The Mudhouse by now but it was difficult to leave. Not only were the waves keeping me there but the place and the people too. Mendee didn’t have another volunteer lined up so I was able to stay a bit longer. A lot of the people who had been there a while were leaving as the waves left and I didn’t have much time left in Ecuador due to my Visa running out. It seemed like a good time to go so I started to try and sell my surf board. Whilst Jeff (surf shop owner) was fixing my board from an incident with a rock, I asked him if he knew anyone looking for a board. He said he might.

The next day, I had a visit from a nurse who was on an obligatory work experience from the city to help the poorer areas. She was going to be here for a while and wanted to learn to surf. Jeff had told her that my board was perfect for her and she was interested in buying it. She took a few days but eventually bought it for $25 less than I paid for it from the surf shop. With the repairs I had done, it cost me $60 to surf for a month and a half and I can’t complain about that. So I now didn’t have a surf board, there was also a new volunteer at the Mudhouse and I was ready to go. Or so I thought.

Some waves arrived again and there were much less people here than around the New Year period. I rented a smaller board from Jeff for a few days and stayed at The Mudhouse as a guest. With my new found freedom and a smaller board, I was able to enjoy the waves more and for a much longer period of time, spending maybe 5 hours a day in the water. In the evenings I was able to relax and have a few drinks with Mary, an American lady who had come to live in Mompiche. She was helping out at the Mudhouse and also at the horse shelter in town. I really enjoyed chatting with Mary, and sharing cocktails, and found her life experiences really interesting.

The new volunteer, Tucker, was trying to sell food and drinks from the hostel like they had done before. He knew about food but not about drinks so he needed my help. I probably worked harder whilst he was volunteering than I did when I was! If Tucker wanted to sell cocktails, we had to try them out first. With that, Mary and I were more than happy to help. Earlier in the day I had blended fruits with water and froze them in cylindrical forms. Come the evening, we could chop off some frozen fruits, add more ice and a hefty drop of liquor and whack it all in a blender. Within minutes we had Daiquiris of various fruity flavours flying out of the bar and down our throats.

With time running out in Ecuador, it was time to leave The Mudhouse and Mompiche. I had a friend from Colombia arriving in Ecuador to publicise her brother’s hostel. She was going to tour a few spots in Ecuador in 2 weeks and they happened to be places I wanted to go to. It made it easy for us to travel together and when she went back to Colombia, I would continue my journey to Peru with the timing perfect for my Visa requirements.

That’s where I will join you again next time, as I finish off my time in Ecuador and head through the jungle to Peru. At the moment I am quarantined in Peru so I imagine the ample spare time will enable me to bring you up to date with where I am now. Hopefully anyway.

Northern Ecuador

Leaving the Yasuni National Park, and El Coca, my route headed along the road in the direction of Tena. There are lots of little towns, villages and indigenous communities along the way with loads of waterfalls just a short walk from the main road. The local people charge a minimal fee for entering the private land that surrounds the rivers and although it is not much, it can build up if you’re chasing waterfalls for a day. There is not much tourism around this area of waterfalls so I would imagine the entrance fee helps out a bit with the maintenance of the paths.

One of the waterfalls I visited, called Carachupa Pakcha, was located about an hour by bus from El Coca. It is easy to get a bus there from the main Terminal in El Coca and as it turned out, it was even easier to hitch a ride. The couple who gave me a ride weren’t too keen to talk with me, they preferred to carry on their conversation about their friends cheating on each other. It didn’t matter as I was extremely grateful for the free ride. Anyway, Carachupa Pakcha was marked as a little walk (2km) from the main road behind a small indigenous community. It turns out the map was wrong but I couldn’t really get lost. There was a 2 lane gravel road that had been fairly recently built leading off the main road. This passed through the community for 100m and then continued for another 4-5km through a slightly demolished jungle.

I went to this waterfall on a Sunday at around 9 am and half the community seemed to be still drinking from the previous night. The walk out of the other side of the community was long, hot and very quiet. Having already passed the waterfall on the map, I was putting my faith in this completely out of place road as it continued further and further on. Eventually, I came to an opening, the end of the road and an entrance marked by a few well-made buildings and some statues as well. But there was nobody there and nobody to tell me where to go. There were 2 main paths leading into the jungle and many routes coming off of them. In this moment a bus arrived and I quickly picked my entrance to try to get to the waterfall before the crowd.

The waterfall was a 10m wide curtain of water dropping maybe 4m to a pool where you could swim with ease. The hole in the canopy above the waterfall allowed the sun to illuminate the cascading water, lighting it up to reveal its beauty. I was able to swim peacefully (apart from the thoughts of what might be lurking beneath me) for a while before the busload of people arrived. Around the Carachupa Pakcha waterfall, there are also many trails that navigate through the light jungle and to other parts of the river. The path I took from the waterfall eventually led me out to the road, but it seemed more like a secret entrance for the local people than an actual trail. The walk back to the main road seemed even longer, especially as it was now the middle of the day, extremely hot, with clear skies and no shelter.

From the main road, I managed to catch a bus to Tena where I heard it was a beautiful jungle city. I found a cheap place to stay and like most of the cheaper places, they were on the outskirts of the town. This one was perched up on the hill overlooking Tena, it was a beautiful view and away from the busier city. It was also up a big hill that wasn’t very nice to have to climb on a hot afternoon. My favourite part about Tena was the Parque Amazonico La Isla del Amor (Love Island Amazon Park). It used to be a zoo but when it lost its funding it had to close down. You are free to enter it and walk around, and you can walk around the place for a few hours. There are wooden walkways passing through this 1km by 200m peninsula between two rivers allowing you to wander through the trees with peace and quiet.

There were a few people walking around but you only saw them as they were congregating around the Squirrel Monkeys that were still living there. The monkeys weren’t quite as accustomed to humans as those in Panama but with caution, they came down close, especially when I waved my banana at them. Other than the family of monkeys, there wasn’t much fauna left behind since the zoo closed down. The old cages and pens were there as a clue of what used to live on this land, each telling a story as you meandered through the park. And when the wooden decking stopped, I continued along the concrete supports that were starting to get engulfed by the jungle around it. The unfinished paths went further into the distance before ending up at a couple of buildings that resembled an auditorium or performance area.

There were many old buildings currently left abandoned with varying states of decay. Even further along the undecked path, I came across a tower made with a metal frame and wooden flooring. It didn’t look in the best of condition but it looked very high which meant it probably had a nice view from the top. To reach the top you had to climb a spiral staircase, complete with missing steps, up 4 floors to reach the best view. It was alright but nothing special. A bit overgrown but still nice. After a couple of hours I had explored the whole park and there wasn’t much more to see, so I walked through town and back up that sweaty hill to the hostel.

A bus ride away from Tena you could find a small town called Misahualli located along the River Napo. It was very quiet with not many tourists there but they still had touts selling tours as I got off the bus. I ignored them and walked across the park and towards the river. That’s where I encountered the Capuchin Monkeys, in the centre of town, climbing across roofs and walking across the street. They looked like they were scouting for missions to steal food and they were. They wanted to enter the freezer of a truck that was delivering chickens to a restaurant. They also stole the whole display of nuts from one shop before losing the prize to a helpful person in the street during their escape. These monkeys were residents of the town and although they had thieving tendencies, the locals seemed to like having them around the place.

I walked to the water and had soon haggled my way onto a tour for very cheap. The guy told me that everything was included and we would be doing this and that and we would see this and that. It turned out he just wanted my money and the tour was something different but it still turned out to be nice for the price. We travelled the river to a local farm that had been set up to receive tourists. Once there, you had to pay extra to tour the farm or you could wait in the entrance. We were shown how the indigenous people lived off the land and how they hunted and fished. Some of the traps they had were simple but effective. For example, a long basket made from bamboo was placed in the water at an angle because the locals knew a fish that couldn’t swim upstream or ‘uphill’ meaning once it entered the basket, it couldn’t get out.

Other traps they had were much more brutal. Made completely from trees and fibres found in the jungle, and generally using a trigger system, there were different methods adopted. One trap had the system that when the trigger was knocked, it would drop a heavy log squashing the animal dead or pinning it to the ground. Another had a noose that once triggered would tighten around the animal and catapult it with lightning speed. The only problem was that the noose was now attached to the animal so when it was catapulted, it would violently break the animal’s neck or give it severe whiplash. Whatever the method, the traps looked very effective as well as intricate in design and functionality. I took lots of photos just in case I ever got lost in the jungle and had to hunt my dinner. Although thinking about it, I would need my computer with me, with enough battery, to view the photos and build the traps.

The boat then took us to another community which was much larger. Here we were able to buy things from the local community and pay for traditional shows if we wanted to. There was also a walk that had to be paid for that took us up the hill to a viewpoint looking over Misahualli. The walk up the hill was pretty intense in the heat and even more so for the three others on the tour. One was an ill American who wasn’t in the best of shape before her illness had its effect too. The other two were an old Ecuadorian Couple who again weren’t in the best of shape mainly and at their age they had knees and hips that didn’t work like they used to. I took the role of cheerleader and motivational speaker as we dragged them up the hill. Once at the top, we took in the view for a bit and then took a different route back down that was a little less vertical.

Nobody wanted to pay extra to see the shows as I think the others had been misled too. Also, one of the shows included using wild animals that they had in captivity or showing us the animals from the jungle that they were holding just for touristic purposes. At this point, we headed back to the boat and back to Misahualli to end the trip. We had to hurry because the captains’ kids were waiting in town after school and needed a ride from dad. This was a good time for us to end it too with my stomach starting to ask why lunch was taking too long.

After lunch, I took the bus back towards Tena before jumping off halfway to visit another waterfall, Cascadas de las Latas. This one was about a 1km walk from the main road and cost $2 to enter and use the paths on the owners’ property. There was nobody else there so I had the walk to myself and the surrounding nature undisturbed as I wandered through. The path ran more or less alongside the river with detours taking place when the path was too muddy or became obstructed by a fallen tree. The walk wasn’t too long or strenuous even though it was uphill the whole way there. Once I arrived, I had the waterfall to myself. I tried to take a photo on a timer and get myself underneath the waterfall for the pic. I failed miserably many times with the slippery rocks, powerful water, and my complete uselessness leading to utter failure.

The walk back was much more interesting seeing as I decided to follow the river all the way down. With this route, I encountered many more birds and insects as they congregate around the water. I also had to climb down a couple of small sections where the water just dropped a few metres and there were no clear or obvious routes. Still, the route back was easy and more fun than the way up, I just had to keep my bag dry during the swimming parts. I made it all the way down the river and to under the bridge that had my bus home passing by as I arrived 1 minute too late. I climbed up to the main road and tried to hitch a ride. No luck this time but eventually another bus came to get me back to Tena.

From Tena, I decided to head back along the same route I had just come because I had heard about a location where you could see many parrots and macaws. El Saladero Llumochaurco is basically a rock wall next to a river that has salty minerals in it where birds and animals come to lick for nutrients or maybe for fun. Either way, every morning they would come to feed and I wanted to be there to see it. The only problem was that there was no information about its location and nobody in the nearest town knew the slightest thing about it. I found out which community it was near, but the community’s location was also unmarked. I eventually found a way to get there and I borrowed a tent from a local guide so I could stay the night to be there in time for 6 am.

First off I had to get there and there were only two options. One was a morning Chiva and the other was an afternoon Chiva (a lorry that has been converted into a bus). The Chiva left the main road and slowly made its way into the light jungle passing farms, houses, and communities along the way. We continued on, dropping off people along the route until we eventually made it to the community at the end of the line, Macanacocha. Upon arrival, I became an instant attraction with not many, if any tourists coming here. In fact, they kept telling stories of a French tourist who came here 3 years ago so maybe he was the last person to come here? Anyway, there was no reservation system or contact so I had to start the task of finding how to get to the salt wall.

 I found the guy who was the guy to talk to (whose name has slipped my mind), and I told him what I wanted to achieve. He seemed confused as to why but offered to show me the way and make this work. The walk is only 15 minutes or so but it is an overgrown and unmarked path that goes through the fields and crops of the village. Once we arrived at the river he showed me where the parrots come in the morning and all the other information I needed to know. We also chatted for a bit before he started to construct a hideout from the palm fronds surrounding us. The basic, but effective, construction technique using just palm fronds (and logs for a bench) took us about 30 minutes to make at a leisurely pace. Once completed, it blended into the scenery seamlessly and enabled me to view the birds without disturbing them or without them even knowing I was there, unless I broke wind of course.

Now I had to set up my tent which meant clearing an area of sharp things and then flattening it out. The machete works well for this and I had my area ready in no time. With the tent up and everything ready for the next morning, I went for a walk to see the bigger river that flowed nearby called the Rio Suno which eventually flows into the River Napo and then the River Amazon. The shallow river was quite strong but I wanted to cross it and get to the island in the middle. I almost lost my shoes on a few occasions with them coming off my feet before trying to float downstream. Once I made the tiny island, I found a nice calm spot on the other side where I could swim. After exploring more I headed back to Macanacocha to entertain myself in the community.

The village was built in a square around a football pitch in the middle. As I walked around the empty community, I came to the school. I popped my head in to say hello and the children were so frightened, they ran to the other side of the classroom. The children calmed down with time and started to approach but even the slightest twitch by me would send them chaotically running to the other side of the room again. Not wanting to disturb the class anymore, I went over to the seating area around the basketball court/five-a-side pitch. Within a short spell, I was surrounded by children, still scared but curious to see what this weird looking human was. I soon became boring and the kids started to play football.

The standard of play wasn’t of the highest calibre and the concentration levels were incredibly poor. One kid stopped focusing on the game and decided to swing a cat by its back legs until it was close to being sick and then he released his grip sending the cat flying through the air. Let’s just say that cats don’t always land gracefully on their feet. Fortunately, the dizzy kitten managed to stumble away before the devil child could get hold of him again. Th other kids were just having a meeting in the middle of the pitch until the ball hit them. Then they would run frantically chasing the ball and kicking anything that was in their way before they got tired and started chatting again. As I said, the standard of play wasn’t the best, but the entertainment value was very high.

I headed back to my camp by the river before the light dropped, with the 15-minute walk being easy to get lost in the dark. I followed the snapped stalks and leaves that I had made on the way out to make sure I didn’t get lost and arrived back with ease. When I got back to the camp, large black ants had swarmed all over the tent as well as my socks and boots too. Using a palm leaf, I swept them off but they kept on coming back and trying to bite my feet. I think they were enjoying the heat that the tent had absorbed during the day and was now giving off. At least they weren’t bullet ants or something else that would cause serious pain when bitten or stung. Giving up, I prepared my dinner which consisted of tuna rolls and random individual package cakes. I made sure I hanged my rubbish away from my tent in a ploy to draw the critters away from me.

I had heard that some animals would come at night to lick the salt wall and during the day I had found a hidden spot to watch them from above. Once the light had dropped, I crossed the river and took my position above the lick zone. I lasted about 1 minute before I was swarmed by a vast amount of bees looking to defend their nest. I know these stingless bees as ‘hair bees’ but they come in a variety of names I believe. Seeing as they don’t have stings, you might think that they are more of a nuisance than they are harmful. They are both. They like to fly into hairy areas on your body and manoeuvre through the hair to the skin. Once they arrive there, they bite you and they bite you hard. I have seen local people run for safety once they come across a nest. I tried to do the same but I was in a precarious position, in the dark, and I didn’t want to make matters worse for myself.

I slowly climbed down to the river as quickly as I could whilst simultaneously trying to remove the bees from my thick, tangled hair before they bit me. Once in the river, I tried to remove them all but they were incredibly persistent. I must have spent 20-30 minutes picking them from my hair first and then from my clothes. I want to reiterate that these little buggers bite hard and therefore I wanted to make sure that I had removed them all before I was safe to relax. After this experience, I gave up on trying to watch the salt licking animals and decided to hide in my tent instead. With an early start needed, I had no problems trying to go to sleep early and with the soothing sounds of nature, it shouldn’t be too hard. As I was just about to drop off to sleep, something bit me hard. As I grabbed it and removed it, something else bit me and then another. Some of the hair bees had smuggled their way into my tent and it seemed like they coordinated their attacks at the same time to be more effective.

I spent the next 20 minutes searching myself and my tent to make sure I was finally alone. I didn’t want to be awoken by another bite so this time I was much more thorough with my search. As I started to sleep again, the rain started to fall. As it got harder and harder, I soon found out that the tent I had borrowed wasn’t quite as waterproof as it was meant to be. This was a problem that I couldn’t really fix in the dark, in the jungle, in the rain and in the range of scalp eating monsters. So I positioned my equipment and my body out of the way of the drips, and the trickles of water starting to run inside the tent, and hoped it didn’t get worse. I also hoped that the rain had stopped in the morning because the birds don’t really like the rain and generally take shelter.

When I awoke in the morning, the rain was still present. I made my way to the shelter at around 5:30 am and waited patiently in silence. The parrots and other birds should come to eat between 6-8 am but the rain persisted at a sufficient rate of downpour to keep the birds away. I could hear them flying around beneath the canopy and talking, but they weren’t willing to come out and eat. I had basically spent a horrific night of being attacked and sleeping in puddles, to just stare at a wall for 2 hours. The birds never arrived and by 8 am, it was time to call it a day and pack up in the rain. I headed back to Macanacocha where I had to wait for the bus. I was late for the supposed bus time but it comes when it comes around here. The locals said that it hadn’t arrived yet so I just had to wait.

The guy who had shown me to the salt wall was there in the morning. He also had a pool table at his house so we played pool until the bus arrived. Local knowledge was definitely important on this table as it had seen much better days. We managed to get a few games in before the bus came, to the delight of the 15 strong crowd of children that had arrived from around the village. The village community of Macanacocha lived a lot from the land, eating what they could grow and selling the rest. Now there was a bus to the main road and transport to the larger cities, the community was able to go to Quito in a day and sell some produce before returning the next day. Before the road and bus arrived here, the community would maybe walk 6 days to get to a place to sell their produce.

Even though it wasn’t a successful trip and I managed to see nothing, it was still a nice experience and worth the visit to see the community of Macanacocha. But I didn’t want to hang around any longer seeing as I had no food supplies, no shops and possibly no break in the rain. So I headed out to try and get to Quito, the capital of Ecuador. I didn’t want to spend too much time in Quito as I had arranged a volunteering position on the beach and wanted to have time to see a bit of Ecuador. I left quickly and headed to Mindo, a village in the cloud forests 2 hours outside of Quito. Mindo is the Ecuadorian version of Minca which lies on the Caribbean coast of Colombia. Both are relaxed towns in the cloud forest with plenty of birds to be found.

There is a lot more to see and do other than birds in Mindo but everything comes at a price. Mindo is very touristic and all the land is privately owned so you have to pay an entrance fee to everywhere. This applies to the many waterfalls that can be found around Mindo including a walk of about 6 waterfalls, all about 15 minutes from the previous. I had met a guy called Gary who had been in Mindo for a week who told me I could get in for free if I walked it myself and just followed the map on my phone. This was the first of many misinformation that came from Gary’s mouth. I later found out that he hadn’t been anywhere in the week he had been in Mindo except to buy chocolate brownies or eat his meals (which were sometimes chocolate based).

I set off early and followed the route on my phone. It was a quiet and beautiful walk along a road that slowly narrowed and became more and more overgrown. It eventually got really overgrown to the point where it was no longer a path and was blocked by a barbed-wire fence. I had been walking for at least an hour and a half by now and I was 500m from where my route was supposed to join the main path. There was no way I was turning back so I had to find a different route. I climbed a few fences, backtracked a few times and probably crossed e few pieces of private land, but I finally arrived at the main path. The only problem was that there was a big fence and gate between me and the road and it was laden with barbed wire. I found the strongest post I could find and flung myself over the fence and back on track.

The walk continued uphill on the quiet road with lots of birds around to be seen. I arrived at the entrance to a cable car that crossed the valley between us and the waterfalls. There was also a walk that went down and then up the valley but not only did both of these cost money, there was also nobody there to let me in. Rather than waiting to pay, I walked further up the hill before I arrived at what looked like the other entrance. Upon arrival, I was met by a really cute and friendly old couple who must have had more than a combined 200 years between them. They wanted me to pay to enter and said I needed a guide. The guide was included in the 3 dollars entrance fee although he was taking too long to wake up so I walked off by myself. He eventually caught up as we arrived at the waterfall. There was a slide built that would end up in the pool of the waterfall. There was also a 12-metre jump that sent you into the base of the waterfall. This was why the guide was there, some ropes were needed to pull you out of the churning water below.

After this, the guide was heading back but I wanted to continue walking and find the chain of waterfalls. Now I was crossing the border between two businesses. The land I entered belonged to the company with the cable car before and yet again, I had nobody to pay. So I entered and walked to the chain of waterfalls. I had left the hostel early for a reason, not because I didn’t want to pay but because I wanted the waterfalls to myself. I also didn’t want crowds scaring off all the wildlife and birds. It was only on my way back from the furthest waterfall that I started to come across other hikers. Like myself, everybody went along the easy chain of waterfalls first before they decided if they wanted to take the long route to the biggest and best waterfall later on. I obviously wanted to go and because I was early, I was there by myself again. But now it had started to rain and it didn’t want to stop.

The rain continued for the hour walk to the waterfall and seeing as I was already wet to the bone, I went for a swim in the ‘Cascada la Reina’. The water was powerful and really cold so it was only a quick dip for sure. I put on my wet clothes and started to trudge off in the rain. The walk back was pretty sketchy with the rain flowing beneath the fallen leaves making the path a slip’n’slide in random places and it was inevitable that I was gonna stack it a few times. I made it back to the junction between the 2 waterfall routes and the cable car. Not wanting to backtrack the vast distance I had already covered, my stomach was telling me to take the cable car shortcut across the valley. This involved paying which wasn’t a problem seeing as hunger was starting to kick in (and I hadn’t paid yet). I still had to walk down the hill and back into town, with nobody willing to give a drowned rat a ride.

After the 7-8 hours and multiple kilometres of hiking, I was good to relax in the evening. The next morning I dragged Gary out of the hostel to take him to see some birds. We got up at 6am and headed to La Casa Amarilla (The Yellow House) where we followed some trails around the forests in the hopes of seeing some birds. The trails and paths are really nice to walk around and we didn’t come across anyone else. We walked all the trails they had and found other trails that weren’t on the map. For the reputation that the place has, I don’t think we were too lucky on the wildlife front. We saw the usual birds that are seen when walking through a cloud forest but none of the exotic birds that were said to frequent this area.

With everything else costing money in Mindo, I walked around a bit more before heading to Quito with Kian, a guy I had met at the hostel. My intention was to spend a day in Quito to sort things out before heading to the northern coast and following it down until I arrive at Mompiche where I would stay for the festive period. What actually happened was completely different. I went for a few beers with Kian that night before eating the street food on the way home. I then spent the next 5 days alone in my room with stomach cramps and a severe loss of fluids. Eating was necessary but didn’t help my situation. After 5 days and some tablets from the pharmacy, I was feeling a little bit better.

I had to head directly to Mompiche now and I had no time to tour the coast. I arrived at Atacames first to break up the journey into 2 days just in case my stomach became volatile again. Atacames is on the coast and has a large beach with plenty of sand. By the city, the beach is packed with locals and vendors selling most things you might need and some things you don’t. The other end of the beach away from the city is quiet and empty with only a few people walking around. I had enough time to walk the beach and back before the light started to disappear meaning I could make it up to the viewpoint on the headland. I was only there for the one night before heading to Mompiche the next morning meaning my accommodation was nothing special. It was cheap and nasty but served me well for the night.

The next morning I hopped on a bus to Mompiche where I would spend the next month surfing, relaxing and doing a little bit of volunteering as well. Upon arrival at The Mudhouse, the hostel I was staying at, I found out that Gary was there. In fact, we had even stayed at the same dive in Atacames the previous night, we just didn’t know it. Gary left the hostel the next day but I ended up staying for over a month in the end. But before my fingers start to fall off, I will save my volunteering at Mompiche for another time.

Yasuni National Park

I woke up on the morning, one day before I needed to leave Colombia, relaxed and ready to go. Colombia had been amazing and had captured my attention as a place I could quite easily live and enjoy without any effort. But traveling is about traveling and not staying put, so after a year in total it was finally time to move on to Ecuador. I must admit that I knew nothing about Ecuador, I hadn’t heard too much about it in detail from other backpackers whose paths I had crossed and I didn’t really have the time to research it. All I had heard was that it was a bit more expensive than Colombia, had beautiful places and I found out on the border that I had a 90 day visa. I actually had 88 days because I entered and left the next day to renew my Colombian visa and if I wanted to renew my Ecuador visa, it would cost $125. So 88 days it is for now.

I left Orito and took the camioneta (pick-up truck with seats in the back) to La Hormiga where I changed camioneta to take me to the border. I went to the San Miguel border rather than the Rumichaca border because it is less accessible and hopefully therefore it would be quieter. I have heard horror stories of long delays at the Rumichaca border mainly because of the numerous Venezuelans trying to cross it which causes long queues. The last time I went to the San Miguel border I had to wait a little bit but nothing like I had heard of at the other one. This time there was absolutely no one, and I mean no one at the migration office. The only delay I had was the exit door was broken so I had to leave via the entrance and walk an extra 20 metres around the building.

The border here is very relaxed and the onus is on you to get your passport stamped should you need it. The border is a bridge that crosses the San Miguel River and on the other side there are buses waiting. You need to tell the bus to stop at migration 3 km down the road otherwise you will miss it. Once done, you get another bus on the other side of the migration police checks once the buses have passed through. It’s from here that I got the bus to Lago Agrio, or Nueva Loja as it is called on google. Many places have changed their names due to oil businesses and their money coming in and expanding the small towns into much bigger places. I needed to changed buses at Lago Agrio as I wanted to head to El Coca (or Fransisco de Orellana depending on where you look), the gateway to Yasuni National Park.

The bus change in Lago Agrio was a little difficult as the drop off was not at a terminal but just in the centre. After a few questions and a little walking, I saw a bus called Coca so I flagged it down, ran across a busy junction and jumped on before it left me behind. This took me to the terminal in El Coca where I could catch a local bus to the centre and find somewhere to stay. Whilst on this local bus, a man got on with a portable speaker. He started playing some music then he rapped his way up and down the bus free-styling about the people who were on it. He wasn’t very good but this was my first taste of the busking that goes on in Ecuador.

The plan was to get to El Coca and maybe find a way of visiting Cuyabeno National Park. Tours were in the price range of $250 and up for 3 days which included transport, guides and all that you need. The pricing wasn’t too bad but the experience didn’t look like what I was after and I didn’t have that money to spend. So my first mistake was that I was in the wrong place to find a trip to Cuyabeno, El Coca was the port to the Yasuni National Park. I asked around in a couple of tour guide places to get an idea of the prices for Yasuni but they were the same if not more than Cuyabeno. I asked in the Tourist office and the lady was no help, she was like an automated voice message. I asked her about Yasuni and she told me about El Coca, I asked her about something for free and she told about a tour costing $100.

At the dock I found a map of the river with the spots along the way. The River Napo is huge and is one of the main tributaries of the River Amazon. It runs about 250km from El Coca all the way until it crosses the Peruvian border where it continues to join the Amazon before entering the Atlantic Ocean in Brazil. And there isn’t much human life along that journey. There were 2 canoes that could take me along this Amazonian artery to Nuevo Rocafuerte, the last civilised village before Peru. For $30 I could arrive in 4 hours and for $19 I could arrive in 8-9 hours. I went for the slower boat thinking it would be more relaxing and I could take in the scenery along the way. Once I arrived at Rocafuerte, I would find a guide or a way to explore the jungles.

So the next morning I got myself to the dock with enough time to buy a ticket and get the 7 am slow canoe down the River Napo. The canoe held 60 people and had a couple of hefty engines on it so don’t be fooled it was a small canoe with paddle. The problem was the seating as it had been designed for the indigenous people who regularly used it and not for tourists who had much longer legs. Once my butt and legs started to ache and I wanted to move, I had to become and expert contortionist to navigate into a different position around my bags and my seating buddy. The discomfort was a small price to pay for the incredible views of pure jungle that past by on the 217 km journey.

When it rained we had to lower the plastic sheeting to keep ourselves dry but 75% of the journey, if not more, was spent with the wind blowing through the boat, removing the smell of ammonia coming from the on-board toilet. Dotted through the jungle, along the banks of the river, are various communities and farms. There were a few but not many in the significance of the distance travelled. Some were only a couple of huts and the largest had around 500 people living there. This one was called Pañacocha and this was where we stopped for lunch. Expecting to be extorted as it was our only stop, this was not the case. For $2.50 we got a plate full of rice with a reasonable portion of Bagre (catfish), seasoned curry style, some patacones and the accompanying chicken broth soup.

We were making good time along the river until we arrived at Tiputini, a community 20 km short of the final destination. Upon arrival to the port – a muddy slope on the side of the river – the captain got it a bit wrong. There were a few boats already docked there and we managed to come in at completely the wrong place and angle and made a significant enough contact with one of the parked canoes. With the rocking motion caused by the impact, a large generator on top of the parked up canoe, slid from side to side, toppled over, and splosh! It was in the water. Everyone on the boat saw it happen and so did the 30 odd people, including the military, who were stood watching from the shore.

With this incident, we had to wait for over 30 minutes, maybe an hour, whilst the captain went off for a chat with the people on shore. It was a nice opportunity to stretch the legs for a bit and watch the locals try to hoist the generator from the bottom of the river. Fortunately, it was incredibly heavy so it sank on the spot where it entered the river and didn’t move too much with the current. Unfortunately it was incredibly heavy so it took a lot of effort to raise it up from the bottom. One man had to dive down to attach the chains to the generator whilst another 4 men operated the mechanical hoist trying not to capsize the canoe they were operating from. In the end, the captain returned having agreed to pay any maintenance costs needed to repair the generator.

Finally we arrived in Nuevo Rocafuerte and having been without internet, I needed to find somewhere to stay the night. I had heard about a cheap place to stay but when I arrived I found out it didn’t exist. I asked the local armada and boat conductor where the cheapest beds were and they pointed me towards the hospital. Not joking, they said that I could find some monks there and that they could let me stay in the monastery for free. Not being religious but being respectful, I didn’t want to take advantage of their generosity because I am a cheapskate. The next best option was a hostel which was actually a basic hotel that had a bed for $10 per night.

There was also a French bloke staying there who I had met on the canoe journey here but he didn’t speak much English or Spanish so a conversation was ridiculously painful. He had told me he had a guide for which he was paying $180 so I thought I would have a chat with his guide. It turned out that he was paying $180 a day for 3 days!! The trip was well planned with a schedule every day of things to do and animals to spot. It involved camping in the jungle in tents beneath a larger roof made from a plastic tarpaulin on an island on the lake in the national park. He offered me to join them but I would have to pay $70 a day if I wanted to. We discussed more and more as this was out of my price range and he said he would let me know later that night by WhatsApp.

The text conversation ended with me offering him $100 and a present for his wife for the 3 day trip to which he said he would let me know the next morning at 9am. Fernando the guide arrived typically late at around 10am ready to take the French guy on his organised trip. We chatted again and he informed me that he had discussed it with everyone and that it was in no way possible for me to go for that price. He would have to refund money to the French guy as clients share the cost of the guide and not pay individually.  But Fernando had an idea that he thought would suit me perfectly. He would take me free of charge to the Environmental Ministry that was based at the entrance to the park and I could probably stay there for a minimal fee and explore the surrounding park myself and maybe go with the staff when they went into the park to work.

As if by chance, the boss of the Environmental Ministry happened to be walking towards us at this moment. Within one question she said that it was ok. I was shocked. I kept asking what I would need to pay expecting to find some hidden charge or cost to me. All I had to do was contribute to the fuel costs and bring enough food to eat. Nothing else. I was obviously very grateful and accepted their generous offer. I got my things, bought enough food for 4 people for 3 days and went to their office to await the boat. I had to wait a while but this was not a problem. Whilst waiting in the office, I saw they had a Red-bellied Macaw in a cardboard box that had a broken wing. It had been hit by a boy with a catapult just for fun and needed to go to the vets in the El Coca. Sad to see, this beautiful bird would never fly again for sure.

Mayra the boss was a really nice lady but it turned out she wasn’t going to the Park with me, her colleague Roman was. Roman was the guy in the office, along with the 2 military personal, who had ignored me and looked at me funny whilst I was waiting. As we were leaving it was just the 4 of us going, Roman, Daniel and Cristian (the 2 military guys), and myself. We headed further down the River Napo before hanging a right up the River Yasuni. After a few miles we arrived at a camp with a wooden house and a few other buildings. This was going to be our base and it also mainly served as a checkpoint for anyone who wanted to enter the Yasuni National Park.

The wooden house was empty apart from a few holes in the floor, scattered tables and cupboards and a couple of mattresses. I was told that I could take a mattress and sleep on the floor of the house. The other 3 had a very basic dormitory in the other building which also had an office/kitchen/dining area. I saw they had mosquito nets on their beds so ask if there were many mosquitoes here. ¨Loads¨ they all replied. I thought it would be fine for 2 nights, I could just get under a bed sheet and hide from them. Oh wait, there were no bed sheets available for me. The mattresses were fairly rank looking and were what you would expect for something that had been hanging around a humid house without glass in the windows in the jungle. I had a sleeping bag but I knew it would be far too hot sleep inside of that. A small price to pay for where I was living I suppose, let’s just hope I still had blood left inside of me by the end of the trip.

Having had a few chats with the guys, they were less reclusive and were really nice guys. Well Christian spent the whole time playing a game on his phone and didn’t talk much but the other guys were fun to be around. Roman was just as keen to learn about England as I was about his home and culture. He was Kichwa, which is an indigenous tribe that lives in these parts of the jungle. I learned that the Kichwa traditionally don’t eat deer because their culture says that it is the horse of the devil. I said that I thought that this was stupid. Surely if you eat all the deer, then the devil won’t have any transport. I also found out that in the Kichwa language, Cocha translates as laguna or lake. That means that when I went to Laguna de la Cocha near Pasto in Colombia, I actually went to Lake of the Lake.

Anyway, back to the Yasuni National Park. Not knowing what was install for me in the next few days, I thought about starting off with a walk through the jungle. There was a path of 3 hours to Lake Jatuncocha and another of about an hour that did a loop back to the lodge. Roman wanted to take me so we headed off. He was very keen to share his knowledge of the jungle, be it about the plants, the birds, the trees or the animals. I think he liked the fact that I was passionate and had a little bit of knowledge about many things in the jungle. He knew an incredible amount of things and although he really wanted to pass that knowledge on to me, he was also keen to draw comparisons with the Panamanian jungle where I gained a lot of what I knew. There were many similarities but also many differences, including the size of things here with the Amazon being much greater in age I think.

The walk took about 2-3 hours to complete but I was smiling from ear to ear and thoroughly happy with how this had panned out. One of the main pleasures from the walk involved a troop of Common Squirrel Monkeys passing by and over the path. It sounded like they were passing through the water before climbing the tree next to me and passing through the canopy above our heads. Fairly inquisitive, especially the babies, they stopped to look before continuing on their way. One of the small babies seemed to get left behind as he looked like he was scared to make a jump. Rather than jump, he went a different route and was still lingering around as the others continued off in the distance. I’m sure the infant was being closely monitored by a parent nearby and made it back to his troop in the near future.

Another interesting moment was when we heard some rustling in the bushes way up ahead. It was some pigs, or more specifically Pecari’s rummaging in the undergrowth. We entered stealth mode and encroached slowly and carefully hoping not to disturb them and make them flee. There were maybe 2 or 3 of them and we were getting much closer. Through the gaps in thick undergrowth I could clearly see a Pecari very close and another one a little further away. A couple of times they bolted away but not very far allowing us to close in again. If we were hunters we would have had a feast that night but fortunately, hunting is prohibited here to protect the ecosystem. It was then that one decided to run into the path maybe 10m away. He stopped and I could see he wanted to charge, he was thinking about it and I could see the worry in Roman’s eyes. I wasn’t worried, I was loving it and kind of half wanted him to charge to see if I could escape. Luckily the Pecari realised what he was up against and decided to run into the bush instead. If he had charged and hit one of us, it probably would have been messy. They are tough, strong animals with a couple of tusks that can cause some damage if they wanted to.

We headed back to the lodge as the day was coming to a close and the light in the dense jungle was starting to fade. It was time to start making dinner so I made a lentil curry for everyone seeing as like most rural living Latin Americans, they had never heard of a curry. The four of us all eat together and take it in turns to prepare the food or help each other out if need be. Whilst making dinner and chatting to the guys, the conversation stumbled across the fact that Daniel actually had a tent with him. He thought that I might be too long for it, but it didn’t matter, it was the much needed protection I need to prevent me from being a bug’s buffet for the next couple of nights. Bed time was fairly early around here and with not a lot to do, people got into bed at about 8pm.

I thought about going for a night hike to see what I could find but wasn’t confident in my ability to return safely as the path wasn’t the easiest to follow during the day. Also sleeping had been at a premium in the last few days so I decided to call it an early night too. This began a run of 5am wake ups which in the jungle is the best time to wake up. There is a lot of action starting at this time of the day and a lot of chitter-chatter from the jungles inhabitants. The previous night Roman said that he had to head out early to do a bird survey to monitor and record the bird species that were around the Yasuni River and National Park. He wanted to leave at 7am but with me already being up early, we probably left a bit earlier than that.

We headed downstream a little bit before heading up the Salado River and 15km into the national park. Roman said this was the best place to spot birds and even though we saw loads, he didn’t seem to be marking them down or doing anything official. I think he just wanted to go out in the morning because he enjoys it and he wanted to share it with me. On route we came across some howler monkeys feeding in the canopy but unlike Panama, these had a reddish tint to their fur. Of the same family, these guys were a little bit bigger in size and I was told that there groups were a tad smaller in numbers.

Birds were the main sight to see on this canoe trip and there was an abundance of them. There were many species that I knew from previous jungles as well as a few that I had never seen before. For example, we saw a group of about 4 Horned Screamers (the scientists weren’t very creative with this name) from a distance. They are really big birds that have a spaghetti-like horn sticking out of their head and they have a loud screaming call. We also saw an abundance of Hoatzins that are medium sized and just as noisy. These are 2 funny looking birds that I had never seen or even heard of them before. These were accompanied by many herons, hawks, doves (or clean pigeons), kingfishers and numerous other species of our flying feathered friends.

Upon arrival at the lodge, breakfast was ready and prepared by one of the guys. Roman went out to check the net we left out the previous night and we had a couple of fish to go with it. Food here was always rice with something to accompany it. This was pretty much always fish, if it was available, and potatoes or pasta with some sort of liquidy flavour. Basic, easy, quick and tasty was the way food was done. With us living in a national park, there was no hunting allowed and no killing, whether it be animals, trees or plants. That meant food had to be bought in from Rocafuerte and stored in plastic tubs to protect it from the bugs. The place ran on solar power so the option of a fridge was not available due to the amount of power they consume.

After breakfast Roman asked if I wanted to go and find Agami Herons to which I bit his hand off and said yes. They have a plethora of vibrant colours adorning their plumage and I had seen 1 in Panama, from a distance and very quickly. Being very hard to spot and not in many open areas, this was an opportunity I had to take. We headed out in the canoe again but this time we went up the River Yasuni and continued approximately 40km into the national park and deep uninhabited jungle. Daniel also came with us this time and like Roman, he had a good eye for spotting things which was lucky seeing as my eyes are not the best at times.

The majority of the things we saw were birds, and there were many to be seen. We saw many Macaws of varying colours and sizes but the most impressive were the Blue and Yellow Macaws and the Scarlet Macaws, both measuring in at just under a metre in size. I could run a list off of around 50 species of birds that I could identify and many more that past by too quickly or that I didn’t know and Roman didn’t see. We even left the boat a few times to get a better angle to see some birds that Roman spotted and was unable to point out to me.

There were moments of calm and moments of chaos and it was during one of the serene moments that I spotted something in the water ahead. I looked at Roman and said “dolphins?” He calmly nodded and cut the engine. I swear I saw them swimming past the boat under the water but I can’t be certain. They then appeared behind us but rarely breached the water and only did so for a brief moment in time. They were incredibly hard to catch a glimpse of and it seemed as if they knew where you were looking so they could pop up on the other side of you.

We continued up the river until we turned off into the trees and navigated through the trees along a narrow path. How Roman could spot the entrance after 40km, I do not know. It was clearly a route that wasn’t used often and probably only by the rangers who worked here. Even with Roman navigating the path very well, there were times that he needed our help. Daniel and I were at the front of the boat chopping through trees and vegetation with machetes to allow the canoe to continue. This was a slower part of the trip but also much more fun as we winded a couple of kilometres through flooded jungle.

We eventually arrived at an opening and a dead end and as we cruised up to a tree I heard a noise I recognised. This tree was the spot where the Agami Herons nested but this wasn’t the noise that I heard. We had disturbed the birds living there as maybe 20 Boat-billed Heron – that are nocturnal – fled their roost whilst making an almighty racket. There were also maybe a dozen Cocoi Herons, close to a metre in stature flying off in the commotion we had caused. Unfortunately there wasn’t an Agami Heron in sight and our journey had been wasted. I’m only kidding, I saw enough things and amazing sights to be more than thrilled with the trip we had made. We tried a bit of piranha fishing but without a bite in 10 minutes, it was obvious there was no lunch awaiting us beneath the water. There was also a Caiman that we disturbed in the reeds that might have kept them away.

With the journey being very long and lunch having been well and truly missed, it was time to head back to the lodge. We headed back much quicker than on the way out there but we still managed to see more monkeys including a funny looking species called a Monk Saki. We arrived back at the lodge at about 3-4pm ish, lunch was eaten and then Roman said it was time he did some work. I helped him strip the old net off the fishing rope before he started to attach a new one. This was a one man job so I thought I would try a spot of fishing of the dock. It turns out that the fish don’t like sweet corn one bit so I had to find a new bait. I found a large cricket and gave it a go. The fish loved the cricket and were smart enough to eat its body first and then come back for its head and wings, both times they avoided getting caught on the hook. They managed this twice and that was when I gave up fishing and went to chat with Roman.

Whilst chatting to Roman, out of the corner of my eye, I saw a large log floating upstream. Wait that’s not possible, things don’t float upstream. It was a Caiman and a big one. It was about 4 metres long, which is bigger than any Caiman I saw in Panama. He was a Black Caiman and these are also much more aggressive than their Panamanian relatives. Minding his own business he casually swam up the river sticking to the other side near the plants and reeds. When a boat went past, he ducked beneath the water before re-emerging 5 minutes later in front of the lodge. This was where he stayed before he submerged never to be seen again. Unfortunately it was time to take a shower and with there being no showers here, that involved bathing in the river. Obviously I let the other guys test the waters first and didn’t hang around too long in there.

I spent the rest of the night chatting with Roman as he continued with the net before we had dinner and went to bed. The next morning I woke up at the same time, made some coffee and tried my hand at fishing again. That was when I heard some noises in the trees. This was the start of a crazy morning full of action. The new noise was made by Dusky Titi Monkeys, a small monkey that was feeding on a tree very low down. I had time to take a few photos before they headed off into the canopy. As I headed back to resume fishing I saw the Pink Dolphins again. I could see Roman was busy weaving his net so I didn’t want to disturb him. The Dolphins were making noises this time but there was a louder different noise as well. Roman said that there were Giant Otters out there too and that’s when I saw them. They were playing or hunting together, the two different species.

That’s when I asked Roman if I could take the boat and follow them and he agreed without much deliberation. So I followed the Dolphins and Otters upstream and cut the engine and followed them back downstream, with the paddle. I must have been around the both for well over 30 minutes watching them play and interact with each other. The dolphins were still being very difficult to spot, turning up in exactly the location you weren’t looking, whereas the otters were being very loud and therefore much easier to spot. With all this happening in the water, there was also the noise of White-breasted Toucans coming from the canopies. We also had the permanent sound of the Oropendola and Cacique birds that was a constant rhythm of the jungle.

But it was when I heard donkey noises coming from the trees that I was confused. It obviously wasn’t a group of donkeys in the trees – although in Morocco there are goats in trees – but I didn’t know what it was. It wasn’t until I got back to the lodge that Roman explained that it was a different troop of the same monkey that I saw before. I don’t know how such a small thing can make such a loud noise but fair play to them. The whole morning had felt chaotic with no chance to take a breath and it wasn’t even 9 o´clock yet. I continued to help Roman which involved mostly chatting before we came closer to lunch time. But before we made it to lunch, there was a telephone call for Roman. He told me that the President was coming to check out the national park.

This was when it started to rain and it reminded why the amazon is called a rain-forest. It came down hard and fast and put our plans on delay. Normally tourists, locals and in fact anyone who enters the park has to register with Roman on the way past. Señor Presidente needed to do no such thing. In the pouring rain, 4 boats including a protection crew, a Ecuadorian Armada and 2 more passed by at a good rate of knots. The military dudes I was with put their official uniforms on and just watch him go by, waving in the process. I can’t believe he didn’t pop in for a spot of lunch, it was all ready and prepared for him (albeit there was barely enough for us). The president returned and left the park as quick as he had arrived with barely enough time to take in the beauty that was here.

With the rain continuing into the afternoon, Roman and I decided to get wet and go and check out the lake that was nearby. Laguna Jatuncocha translates from the indigenous language as Big Lake and is home to many Caimans, herons and other types of birds. There is a camp with a tarpaulin roof for tourists who come to visit with guides on an island in the lake. The lake itself is about 4 km long and not very wide, maybe a few hundred metres maximum. It was very beautiful and I am sure it is even more so when the sun is shining. This was the last thing that I was going to be shown as the boat was heading back to Rocafuerte very shortly.

Very sad to leave, we headed out leaving Cristian behind to hold the fort. As we approached the junction where the Yasuni meets the River Napo, the Pink Dolphins were playing around again. This time there was a pod of 4 or 5 of them but true to form, they only showed themselves whilst I was looking the other way. A nice end to the trip, seeing the dolphins had been a highlight of the last 3 days. This was especially as I remember seeing an episode of the BBC documentary The Blue Planet when they struggled to find these guys. They should have just come here as you can see them on a daily basis here.

Arriving in Rocafuerte, I went to collect my bags from the hostel where I had left them. I asked if they had a room available and the owner laughed. The whole town was fully booked out as people had come to see the President who was opening the new promenade that had been built. This could have been a problem had it not been for the amazing Roman who said I could sleep in the Environmental Ministry’s office. There was a mattress and a mosquito net I could use and there would be nobody else there. I accepted his hospitality and asked how much he wanted for the generosity I had been given over the last 3 days. He said I could give what I wanted and when I asked again, he finally told me that I had used $20 in petrol. I tried to give him money personally to thank him for all the knowledge he had passed on and the time he had taken to show me a good time but he didn’t want it. I eventually forced him to take it but I don’t know if he kept the money for himself or he passed it to the ministry.

I prepared myself for the boat that I wanted to catch at 6 am the following morning knowing that I had to wake up at 5:30 am latest. I went out for some food and when I returned, I realised that I was staying next to a nightclub. This wasn’t ideal seeing as I was tired and the nightclub wasn’t even close to being sound proofed. The music eventually ended at 2 am as the rain began to chuck it down. One noise was exchanged for another but being used to the sound of rain, it allowed me to get a little bit of sleep before the early rise the next morning. Seeing as I was well prepared, waking up was easy and after tidying up, I was out and at the boat with time to spare. The boat this time was much more comfortable with benches lining both sides rather than being in rows. This meant you could stretch out and even lie along the benches when there were less people and more space.

Even heading upstream, the boat journey took the same amount of time as the one downstream. Even the boat captain seemed to be of the same capability with this one managing to get us stranded on a sand bar in the middle of the river. After a lot of manoeuvring and shuffling back and forth, the boat was still lodged on the sand. The passengers tried to help but it wasn’t working and therefore we only had one option. I watched the boat conductor take off his trousers and enter the water to help give us a push in the right direction. Eventually he managed to get us moving as he jumped on before the boat left him behind. He didn’t look the happiest person in the world but he could see the funny side of it as he re-entered the boat to a ripple of applause. Fortunately, the rest of the journey back to El Coca went by smoothly and uneventful.

Two things that I have learnt about the Yasuni and the Kichwa people that I find interesting and were both told to me by Roman. Firstly, swimming in this area is very ill advised. Having swam in croc and caiman infested waters in Panama on a daily basis, I had lost the fear of jumping in first and was able to relax. Here I had that fear again, especially when I was told that two tourist were eaten by the same caiman here at the same time. It is very tragic to hear but also a stark reminder of the type of animal that they are. They are wild animals that are very successful hunters and when they are hungry, they are not fussy as to what they eat.

The second thing I had learnt was that further into the national park, there are indigenous tribes still living there. They aren’t very welcoming or friendly people and with good reason. Westerners had visited before and even our basic illnesses, like the common cold, can wreak havoc here because their bodies don’t know how to fight it. With no natural immunity in their unaccustomed bodies, a basic cold can kill many members of an indigenous tribe. Roman told me that people who had tried to reach out to the tribe, didn’t make it out of the jungle alive. Even when they arrived naked without any western influences with them, they were not greeted with open arms. That is how serious they are about protecting their people and their culture, and understandably so.

This pretty much brings me up to date with my travels for now, maybe a month shy of the current date. I probably won’t write anything for the next month or at least until the new year. With that said, I hope you all have a superb festive period, full of joy, happiness, great food and the odd drink or two. Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, and loads of love to you all.

Finishing off Colombia

Having overcome Giardia, the quick weight loss diet otherwise known as a parasite, I was ready to head to the Pacific coast of Colombia. In the past when I have headed to the Pacific coast it has been with the excitement of the opportunity to surf and relax on the beach. Ironically, I am on a bus heading to the coast for exactly that reason now but that’s 3 months in the future from what I am telling you about. Now I am heading to the coast to try and see some whales. It is that time of year when the whales, mainly humpbacks, journey to the safer and warmer waters to make it easier on their new-born calves.

A good area to spot them in Colombia is off the coast from Buenaventura, a few hours from Cali. Buenaventura is the largest port city on the Pacific coast of Colombia and used to be owned by the Cali cartel (and probably still is) enabling them to move tonnes and tonnes of cocaine into North America. It’s a city with not a lot of money, employment or tourism and I was regularly warned about how dangerous it was and that I shouldn’t walk around alone day or night. This was a little bit exaggerated but so are many stories about the dangers in Colombia. But to see the whales it was best to get a boat from Buenaventura, heading up the coast to somewhere else and go from there.

I had a friend who had been and seen whales of this coastline with great success. She stayed at a hostel near Juanchaco – the first real beach from Buenaventura – and said that it was amazing and that I should go there. The problem for me was that with it being in a remote place, the costs of transport, accommodation, food, drinks and then the whale tours on top would be too much for me. So I searched the hostel and contacted them directly asking about volunteering with them for a month. This way I could save on the accommodation and food and get the opportunity to explore the coastline a bit.

So I got the bus from Cali to Buenaventura, had some lunch and then caught the 1 hour or so boat to Pacifico Hostal, my home for the next month. The boat ride hugged the coast which quickly turned from city and concrete into rocks and trees. The pacific coast of Colombia is fairly inaccessible and therefore very underdeveloped, boasting miles and miles of pristine untouched jungle coastline. Pacifico Hostel is on piece of land that is on the corner of where one of the rivers joins the ocean and around the headland from Juanchacho beach. When the tide is out, the river is barely a stream and there is a large beach in front of the hostel. It’s a remarkable location with beauty and wildlife surrounding it. I knew I was going to enjoy it here.

I met the owner Andres upon arrival, although he was busy with check-ins, and then met Josue who I thought was the manager. It turned out he was the social media guy who spent all day posting videos and pictures on social media platforms as his job and helping out elsewhere when needed. He was kind of a manager as he knew what was happening more than the volunteers so we kept him busy. There was another volunteer there, Erline from Belgium, but she was leaving soon as I was her replacement. She more or less trained me with what I had to do which wasn’t that much. The idea was that I should be available on shift if something needed doing. Otherwise I was there to chat and have fun with guests. The bar was the responsibility of the person on shift but was only really busy on the weekends.

There were a few little tasks every shift but the work was so laid back and you generally helped each other out if you were around during the day. In return, we were rewarded with breakfast, lunch, dinner, a bed in a volunteer dorm, use of all equipment and all tours included that you wanted to do. The owner was really chilled and wanted volunteers to enjoy themselves and in turn there would be a good vibe at the place for the guests to adopt. I spent most of my shifts playing backgammon, slacklining or chatting in the garden watching the ocean view. The food was incredible, all cooked by local ladies from Buenaventura or Juanchaco. Arepas with eggs and fruit for breakfast, fresh fish or prawns cooked in a variety of ways for lunch and dinner. The portions were pretty good as well so I was able to eat all the left-overs from people who couldn’t finish their plates.

After a week a few more volunteers arrived to bring us up to being fully staffed. Dani was the first to arrive, a young South African girl full of smiles, kindness and Jesus. She was a really positive energy to be around and a really helpful person. Then Gladys and Chester, a French girl and a Spanish guy, turned up together. At first I thought they were a couple but it turned they most definitely weren’t. Gladys was a laid back surfer girl who liked to let her hair down when she could and was fun to be around. Chester was also a fun guy who I got on really well with but he was as lazy as they come. Even though there was very little to do, he somehow found a way not to do that and was never around when needed. He lasted about a week before he we asked to leave for multiple reasons.

Chester was replaced by Matt, and English conspiracy theorist with a strong connection to Christ. He was really interesting and a great guy but in my opinion he spoke a lot of nonsense sometimes. Gladys left before us and was replaced by Matteo from Italy, who also was a really nice and fun guy to be around. At one stage we had three volunteers, Matt 1, Matt 2 and Matt 3. It became a little confusing at some points. A lot of times, the place where you stay is made one hundred times better by the people you share the experience with. This was one of those occasions and I feel lucky to have shared my time with Andres, Josue, Dani, Gladys, the Matts and Diana. Diana was Andres’s sister and was there to run the place when he wasn’t, which was for 3 out of the 5 weeks that I was there. She was amazing too and cut from the same laid back cloth as everyone else there.

There were three main tours heading out of the hostel. The first and most important for me was the whale watching tour, which I ended up doing twice. We headed out to sea in a 15 man launch boat for maybe 30 mins to an hour. The sea wasn’t too bad on both occasions but the rain had started to pour down on the first trip. This wouldn’t affect the whales as they were wet already but it would make it hard to get any decent pics. We found the whales fairly easily, a mother with her baby and followed them around. Short of seeing the whales jump out of the water, I managed to see most things you were expected to see if you were lucky. The flapping of their wings up and down, hitting the water with force and the display of a huge tail buy one of the adults were spectacular sights to see.

Although it was incredible and I really enjoyed seeing them, I felt a little bit bad at times. Some of the other boat drivers seemed to have little or no respect for the animals and would burn around quickly and get very close to them. It did seem at one point as if the whales were getting bothered as they turned back and forth seemingly to avoid the 10 boats that were encroaching too close. I have heard it is worse in Mexico where there can be hundreds of boats following them but to annoy them is to annoy them no matter how many boats there are. I hope I am wrong and they were just playing because sometimes it did seem like they were coming to say hello and playing with us.

On the way back we passed by an island absolutely full of birds. There were thousands of Pelicans and Frigate birds perching on the trees on the cliffs above the ocean. They were everywhere. Having passed this island we found a reasonably sheltered cove where we could take a swim in the ocean and splash around for a bit. After that, it was back to the hostel in time for lunch. Overall, the tour lasted between 2-3 hours and this depended on how easily you found the whales. Every tour that went out whilst I was there saw whales and the people were happy when they returned. Many of them saw the whales jumping including the babies on some occasions but these were the really lucky ones.

The next tour was a trip to a few waterfalls and swimming holes located hidden around the coast. It involved another boat ride for about an hour but this was through calmer, more sheltered waters. Upon arrival at the Sierpe Waterfall, you were greeted by a really tall waterfall on the left and a smaller one on the right. Depending who is telling you, the Sierpe waterfall probably measures around 20-30m high. You were able to leave the boat, clamber and fall across some slippery rocks and swim in the little pool beneath the waterfall. You could also get beneath the falling water and take a relaxing shower massage, until the water hit you and it was more like a stone shower driving you beneath the water. It wasn’t a pleasurable experience but it was still fun to try and hold on for as long as possible.

On the other side there was a much smaller waterfall with a much bigger swimming hole and a place you could climb and jump from. The jump wasn’t very high but the water looked beautiful and was worth the effort to have a little swim. From here we headed off to the Tres Marias, a cascade of swimming holes on the other side of the bay. Once you have arrived, you could walk your way up a collection of swimming pools, all of which are small and of varying shallow depths until you get to the point where no clear route higher is visible. This is where we all went to the toilet knowing how grateful the swimmers below would be for a little rise in the water temperature of the pools. I’m kidding but the thought did cross my mind.

On the way back to the hostel, I spotted what I thought were some dolphins ahead of us in the distance. I am always hesitant to say because people get excited and then follows the disappointment when you don’t see them again. Also, my eyes can sometimes see what I want to see but this time I was certain (and excited) so I pointed and shouted ¨’DOLPHINS!!!’ Then followed the silence as everyone was looking to see the dolphins that were nowhere to be seen. Then came the heavy atmosphere of the weight of disappointment in the air descending upon to whole boat when all of sudden Chester screamed and almost fell out of his seat. The Dolphins were real and they were swimming right next to the front of the boat, jumping out of the water and changing sides whenever they felt like it. The disappointed mood instantly turned into delirium as soon as the dolphins appeared beside us.

This was the first time I saw dolphins here but it wouldn’t be the last. They were regular attendees in the deeper waters in front of the hostel. We could head out in the afternoon by paddle board to try and spot them as they swam past after a days feeding. Although we saw them again, it wasn’t as close as that time and there wasn’t the same interaction that we had. You could also spot them from the garden if you were too lazy to paddle or swim. There were also numerous birds visible from the hostel including Yellow-throated Toucans which excited many travellers we had at the hostel. I would make it my responsibility to point them out to whoever cared when I could hear them talking as well as other beautiful birds that graced us with their presence.

The last of the tours was a trip into the mangroves that were on the other side of Juanchaco. The local surfer came and picked us up from the hostel and we walked out the back through the semi jungle and across the river to Juanchaco. It took about 15 minutes and this is the route we took when we went to Juanchaco to get supplies. We walked through Juanchaco and out the other side (a 10 minute walk) and continued onto Ladrilleros. Along the way, Olver was explaining a lot of information and history about the towns and the places we were passing by. We arrived at a tiny port and the entrance to the mangroves hidden away inland off the main paths. We entered a canoe and Olver paddled us slowly through the mangroves providing more information along the way.

We came to a point where the water was too shallow to continue by boat so we stepped out and walked the rest. We shortly arrived at a man-made dam which was preventing the salt water from entering the fresh water pools above when it was high tide. These fresh water pools had beautifully clear water and were located remotely in the mangrove jungle. There was also a place to climb and jump, although you had to be fairly accurate with your landing here, there wasn’t much room for error. With everyone alive, we made our way back to the canoe and the mainland. Due to the variety, locations and information provided, I think this was my favourite of the three main tours available through the hostel. Olver is also a funny guy which made it better.

I had met him before as he rents out surf boards in Ladrilleros, the next beach after Juanchaco. The surf wasn’t really anything special here with 90% of the time spent fighting the waves coming from all angles or the current sweeping you towards the next beach. Olver seemed to be finding himself waves, but that comes with local knowledge and a much greater ability at surfing. He said that occasionally when it’s the right time of year and the conditions are right, there is a big wave that breaks off the point and rolls towards the beaching lasting for 400-500m. Not so much luck for us this time but it was still nice to get back in the water for the first time in over a year, and I managed to catch something.

The hostel had kayaks as well as the paddle board and these could be taken out for a spin if we wanted. For a more tranquil experience, you could take them up the river when it was high tide. Winding your way up the river, you were surrounded by nature and not a lot else. After about 20 minutes you arrived at a fallen tree that blocked you from going any further upstream. The water here was very shallow too so it was a good point to tie up the kayaks and walk. Around the next corner there was a sign stating something about a military zone and a concrete dam about 2.5m tall. There was also a concrete hut that was a little bit worse for wear these days, a little bit like the dam. I’m not certain why it was there, maybe a base for when military personal were passing up the coast and the dam supplied them with fresh water. What it did create was a beautiful swimming pool in the middle of the jungle with nothing or no one around you.

There were many more hidden treasures along the coast within walking, swimming or paddling distance. This included many caves with one particular cave that went over 100m into the darkness and was only accessible at lower tides. There were also 2 small islands in front of the hostel which although they weren’t accessible due to its 3m cliff walls, you could pass through a tunnel beneath them. This was especially impressive at night time when the water was filled with bio-luminescent plankton. This is another reason why the whales like to come here because they can eat this abundance in plankton. If you went into the tunnels at night, you could splash the walls with water and paint them with stars. It was like watching a glistening night sky that lasted a few seconds, and then you splashed the walls again. Although this wasn’t an official activity, we would take guests down and I would see mature adults turn into 8 year old children again.

That was one of the pleasures of this place. Because it’s only a small hostel, you got to know all of the guests very well and those who wanted to, could become part of the family. The guests who stayed longer than 2-3 days became honorary volunteers helping themselves to things and helping out with chores. That family vibe was present in Juanchaco too with really friendly people throughout it. Unfortunately there was an issue with plastic on the beaches and it was a never ending problem. The locals weren’t perfect but it was far from only their fault. Rubbish was washing up from Buenaventura and more of a problem was the island of plastic floating off the coast in the Pacific Ocean. I was told it was the size of France which I thought was a huge exaggeration. Although its size is hard to determine, it covers an area larger than France, albeit the plastic is not very densely compacted together. It is trash that is caught in the oceans vortex currents that means it accumulates in the middle of these currents. What it does is release the large, small and minute particles of plastic back into the ocean which eventually ends up on the beaches.

There is an organisation in Juanchacho called Eco-Pazifico and they are trying to help the problem. They clean the beaches but it keeps turning up from sea. They don’t see the plastic that turns up as rubbish but as materials to re-use again, for example, creating art instalments for the tourists that come to their town. They also teach the kids of the town this way of thinking. It is best not to litter in the first place but when the plastic keeps turning up, it is better to re-use it rather than throw it away for it to turn up here again or somewhere else as a problem. Also. the games played with the energetic children gets them to clean the beach without it seeming like a chore. Very sneaky but also very effective on both fronts.

Further up the coast, past Juanchaco and Ladrilleros, there is another beach called La Barra. This is a long straight 4-5km beach with not a lot going on around it. There is also a lot less plastic on this beach and the water seems relatively clean too. Along the beach you come across a couple of huts selling food. To whom they sell I don’t know as we were the only people we saw along the whole beach apart from a couple of girls. We made a good choice in which hut to eat at with there being a 5 year old boy entertaining us, freshly born puppies and the lady cooked one of the best empanadas I had ever eaten. More specifically it was a Manta Ray empanada (possibly stingray as they have the same name here) and it was so good I ordered another one straight away. After the empanadas, some people decided to get a bike taxi back to the hostel, after all, it had been a long walk with not a lot of shelter. We on the other hand preferred to walk with it being so beautiful and such a lovely day.

At the hostel, I ended up outstaying Gladys and Dani (and Chester) and eventually left once they had the volunteers they needed to replace us. I headed back to Cali before heading north again to Bogota to meet a friend. We headed off to Boyacá a beautiful province north of Bogota. She had family there and wanted to show me it but in the end we only had time to go to one spot, Santa Sofia just outside of the more famous Villa de Leyva. You won’t have heard of it but is well known on the backpacking route, you will have to trust me on that. We stayed on a community that was in the process of become self-sufficient but was already established with a few families living there. It was set in a beautiful area with a few streams to visit although the freezing mountain water didn’t appeal to me one bit. The birds in the day were beautiful and the stars at night were incredible.

After heading back to Bogota, I left my friend behind to head to the Tatacoa Desert. It is a huge arid area comprising of two different zones, a grey area and a red, or ochre area as it is correctly known as. Visually the red zone is more breath-taking to see with red columns of clay creating vast valley labyrinths 10-20 metres deep that contrast with the clear blue skies. They grey zone is beautiful too, it just doesn’t have that Hollywood factor that the red zone possesses. As well as the stunning landscapes to see there were also a surprising amount of birds present in the desert. There were loads of birds flying around constantly with the most common three coming in yellow, blue and the last in red. It was like seeing the Colombian flag flying around you.

At night time there were a few places you could go to see the stars. Well you could look up from anywhere there wasn’t a roof but I mean there were observatories scattered around this area. The one I went to wasn’t a real observatory but more of a guy who had 2 really good telescopes. He also gave a chat on the stars explaining a lot of interesting things which I have probably forgotten 90% of already. He was funny though and we had an opportunity to see Jupiter and Saturn through his telescopes. To be honest, you couldn’t really see much other than a white dot and it could have been anything, but I believe him it was those planets. We also got a selection of photos that he had taken so any pics you see of the stars from Tatacoa were taken by him and not with my shoddy camera.

With many things being far apart, the temperatures and sun obviously being very strong in the day and the activities being fairly expensive, two days was enough there. I took a bike ride on the road that passed through the desert, and with plenty of water I managed to make it pretty far. There were a few fast downhill parts as well which although was fun, they left me with a few blisters due to the rugged terrain. The nights here are very quiet with no electricity after 9pm and with a long day in the sun I was tired fairly early. The climate here was beautiful at night which meant I could sleep in my hammock for the first time in a while. With the day I had spent in the sun, and the comfortable hammock as a bed, I slept very well indeed.

With not much else to do, I headed out of the desert and was soon heading even further north and away from Ecuador. England had made it to the Rugby World Cup final and I had only been able to watch the semi-final so far, which I did alone in a hostel. This time I wanted to watch it with someone and who better than Dani, who proudly came from South Africa. I wish I hadn’t now because she was very smug when England lost and wasn’t as nice as I thought she was. I’m sure I would have been very sympathetic had England turned up that day and won it. Anyway, I wanted to watch it with Dani so we met in Medellin where we could guarantee a place that could show it. This turns out to be very hard as Colombians have never heard of rugby and if it wasn’t for the Argentinians playing, it wouldn’t have been on the tele at all.

It turned out that Josue, Erline and a few other friends all happened to be in Medellin at the same time so that turned into a really good few days, well almost. We had spent the night in one of the busy parks, drinking beers and watching the entertainment. We also went dancing and then back into the parks before, around 3am, we started to head back to the hostel. It was a 20-30 minute walk along the main road, probably not even that. On the way, a lady of the night took a liking to me. She came out of nowhere and started touching me all over and telling me that I wanted her and her sexy body. Unfortunately for me she was short, overweight, ugly, a prostitute and also very good with her hands. It took her two attempts but when I finally fought her off, she left with my mobile phone in her hands.

My friends found it very funny to see this street creature trying to seduce me for my money, in fact I found it funny too. But she never wanted me for that and it was only when I was at the hostel that I realised what she had actually done. Everyone else seemed much more annoyed about what had happened that I did, after all it is only a mobile phone. The annoying part was that it had my English sim card in it which meant many people now didn’t have my number and I am useless at keeping in contact and sending messages. I went to the police to try and get an incident report for insurance purposes, but they were about as helpful as paper raincoat. They even refused to show me where I had to go on a map because they believed it was too far for me to walk. And as it turns out, I couldn’t claim it on insurance anyway due to the normal terms and conditions that prevent insurance from being useful.

The next day Dani and I headed off to Jardin, a small place a few hours from Medellin to do some hiking and enjoy the sceneries. I think we arrived on the wrong day as everywhere was really expensive or fully booked. We did eventually find a bed each in the same place and it worked out really well. The hostel had a dorm with a couple of beds, one of which was a double bed (which I claimed), and an owner who was really nice. Jardin is a beautiful little town and that is why it is a popular getaway for the people of Medellin at the weekends. Just like the rest of Colombia, the people were all really friendly and the park in the town centre was an atmospheric place, buzzing with people all day. It was a nice place to relax especially after a full days hiking.

Dani and I hiked from the town, up the hills surrounding Jardin in search of some waterfalls. Due to Dani’s schedule, we only had the one full day there and the two nights. I’m sure there are many beautiful hikes around Jardin but we only had time to do one of the main hikes heading a little bit further than we saw others go. In total we probably spent around 6 hours walking with the majority of those being uphill. Having not eaten, my stomach was begging me to top it up so we had a snack on the hill on the way down. There was also a garden in Jardin when you could see the cock-of-the-rock bird lekking apparently. These are the weirdly beautiful orange headed birds that I saw in the Amazon before, albeit only twice and quickly.

It had now started to rain and we had arrived at the ladies house earlier than it was said to be open. She let us in anyway and showed us round to the back of her beautiful house. It had a garden full of flowers and then at the back there was a steep ravine littered with trees. This was where the birds like to be and they were there in full force. The noise was everywhere and you could spot these birds all around. The lek performed by these beauties is designed to attract the female. The males will pair off and kind of have a dance off whilst singing at the same time. When the female finally arrived, they went bonkers. The volume raised significantly and they jumped around in pairs chaotically trying to get her attention. With her dull colours, I didn’t even spot the female so I can’t tell you who won if anyone.

This went on for a while and we were able to get fairly close to these often shy and withdrawn birds. There were a couple of viewing platforms built so we were able to move around to look at the different dance battles going on. There were also other birds throughout the garden too but they were drowned out by the rowdy cock-of-the rocks getting incredibly excited. As the female left, so did the party and everything died down. That was our cue to leave too and we headed back to the park to relax and watch the world go by. The next day was a bus back to Medellin where Dani would stay the night but for me it was a stopover before my night bus back to Bogota. This was the beginning of my journey back south and finally into Ecuador.

I didn’t have much time left on my visa and needed to leave Colombia soon. I took the night bus to Bogota followed by the night bus to Orito a day later. Orito was the nearest town to the Nature Reserve – La Isla Escondida, where I had volunteered before. Unfortunately I didn’t have time to go back and say hello and Esthefan was busy with customers so he couldn’t leave the reserve. But time was tight and I chose this border due to the ease of passing compared with the busier border near Pasto. So the next day I was leaving Colombia and after a year here in total, I was sure I was going to miss it. It had definitely taken a place in my heart and I will be sure to return one day. But as for now, it is time to see what Ecuador has to offer and for that, I am excited.

Southern Colombia

Ok, so upon starting to write this I have realised that these parts of my travels started around three months ago. Hopefully, I can bring you up to date as I am starting to make my way to the border and across to Ecuador. And hopefully, I can remember what has happened within the last quarter of the year.

Having left La Isla Escondida nature reserve and seeing as I was already so close to the Ecuadorian border, it seemed like a good idea to renew my VISA here. I was able to skip across the border and return the next day and I would have an extra 3 months to spend in Colombia. The other option is to go to an immigration office and pay 96 mil pesos (30 US$) and have the same. The better option was definitely the border hop option seeing as the transport was cheap and the border so close.

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I crossed into Ecuador with minor delays due to Venezuelan families crossing into Ecuador looking to escape the turmoil back home. Once I pass through to Ecuador, I needed to take a bus and then get off the bus 3km later to stop at Immigration. It is my responsibility to stop and get the correct stamps for my passport and without these, I can’t get the VISA once I return back to Colombia. Seeing as I planned to head to Ecuador after Colombia, I had no intentions to explore, I was just here on business. Saying this, I went to the nearest town to the border and found a bed to stay in via Couchsurfing.

For those of you not familiar with Couchsurfing, it is a platform that allows you to find places to stay, free of charge, with local people all over the world. The idea behind it is not to travel for free but to meet different people, share cultures and maybe learn a thing or two. I found a bed in Nueva Loja, the nearest town to the border, with a really nice family. It was one of the first times the girl was using Couchsurfing but her brother and family were experienced with it. Upon arrival, I managed to meet the whole family including the mother, step-father, brother, sister, sister’s boyfriend, daughter, cousin and uncle I think.

I arrived fairly late on in the day so I pretty much only had time to eat some local food for dinner and take a drive around town for a little tour. Nueva Loja is definitely not a location for tourists and apparently has a problem with Venezuelans robbing and attacking people. The stepfather had stitches in his head from one of these incidents but that doesn’t mean it wasn’t a one-off. I often hear stories about how bad the Venezuelans are but have never had any issues. I have also met many really nice Venezuelans and have many friends from there. Maybe the small minority of bad ones are tarnishing the name of the many good people there are.

Anyway, I don’t think I will be heading back there soon, and the next morning I left fairly early to make my way across the border and back into Colombia. I had planned to meet Max and Marthe, the French couple who worked in Jungleland with me, for a few days whilst we were close by. They were volunteering outside of a town called Mocoa which is a place that has grown rapidly over the last half-century. Based around a junction between a few roads, many people who passed through the small village of Mocoa ended up staying. Over the years it grew and grew until it became the size it is now.

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The area and department of Putumayo has a history of ceremonies using the ayahuasca plant, or Yagé as it is known in Colombia. Anciently used as a medicine, nowadays it is more of a tourist attraction with many of the hostels doing ceremonies for people who stay with them. 10 minutes after arriving, we were offered to take part in a ceremony but it wasn’t something that interested us. We were looking to go on a hike and explore the beautiful countryside that this place had to offer. We were staying in a hostel that was just inside the entrance to one of the hikes they had in Mocoa called ‘El fin de Mundo’ which translates as ‘The End of the World’.

This was the name of a waterfall of reasonable height with some swimming areas below. You were able to go to the top of the waterfall and look down over the edge, and the drop down is where it gets its name from. Because of its height, a safety harness was required to look over the edge and therefore a guide was needed and subsequently payment was needed to. Seeing as there were plenty of free hikes around, we decided the better option was to save money and do one of them. The guy from the hostel had given us brief explanations of how to get to some canyons and swimming areas where we didn’t have to pay so we decided to take these on.

We walked off in the direction of Mocoa from our hostel and after a while, we came to what we thought was the entrance to the hike we wanted to take. About 50% of what he told us was visible and the other half was a mystery. Maybe we were just witnessing many coincidences and we were walking on completely the wrong path or maybe his directions were just really bad and half made up. Either way, we were hiking through nature and enjoying where we were. As we continued onwards and upwards, the path became less and less obvious and slightly harder to follow. It was also clearly a path that wasn’t regularly walked which made it all the better for us.

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Having now clearly gone the wrong way, seeing as we were yet to reach the canyon in double the time it should have taken, we continued on anyway. There were some beautiful views along the way and birds and animals rustling around us. Eventually, the path came to a junction with another path, but this path was very well maintained with wooden steps and signage. These signs all pointed towards ‘El Fin del Mundo’. Oops! We had accidentally managed to walk the back entrance into this waterfall without paying. Seeing as we were there, we decided to take a look and have a swim.

Seeing as we hadn’t paid and we had no guide, we were unable to get to the top and take a look down. In fact, the wardens tried to kick us out straight away. We managed to hang around for a bit, take a swim and eat some lunch before we headed back to the hostel. We obviously went back the same way we came seeing as it was less developed and more in the jungle than the main path. The waterfalls were beautiful as always but I am glad I didn’t pay the 25 mil pesos to enter. Even understanding the upkeep and maintenance costs involved, it seems a little bit too expensive for what it is, especially when there are plenty of free hikes and beautiful waterfalls around the area.

There is a large waterfall called Hornoyaco, which is amazing to see and free to hike to, just down the road. Halfway between the two large waterfalls is the entrance to the free hike we took which is called Danteyaco (I think) because it crosses the river on Danteyaco Bridge. It is actually now marked on the maps.me app as the free entrance but wasn’t when we walked it. On the way back to the bridge we met a man building a path and asked him if he knew where the supposed canyon was that we were originally trying to find. He didn’t know but told us of kids constantly heading that way and coming back very wet. So we headed that way and within 10 minutes we were at the canyon we had been searching for.

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This was a canyon at the point where the mountain river joined the main river that passed under the Danteyaco Bridge. This canyon had areas to jump where the pools were deeper and a little Jacuzzi that went deep down into the rocks. A nice end to our hike, we couldn’t have been luckier in the ways that we got lost. After a whole morning and afternoon hiking up and downhill, our legs were tired and it was time to leave. We collected our bags from the hostel and headed off. Max and Marthe were still volunteering so they headed back to there. I decided to move on but seeing as I had broken my toe at the beginning of the hike that day, I rested for the night and took the bus to Pasto, a small city towards the west, the next day.

I am not sure if I made the right decision to take the day bus from Mocoa to Pasto. The road that links the two is notorious and goes by the name of ‘The trampoline of the dead’. It is a winding road passing up through the mountains and then down the other side on narrow gravel roads. The road is a lot better than it used to be and is littered with memorials of the people who have died in the past. The scenery was beautiful but sometimes I wish I didn’t have to see the magnitude of the sheer drops below the bus window. Although I did ask for the window seat next to the cliff edge.

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Arriving at Pasto 8 hours later, I went to one of the few hostels that exist there. Pasto is a small city at 2800 metres with a climate similar to England. It’s a bit cold, wet and grey. There is also not too much in Pasto to do as it is generally a place people pass through when crossing the main border between Colombia and Ecuador. On the way to the border, about 2-3 hours from Pasto is a smaller place called Ipiales and just outside of Ipiales is El Santuario de las Lajas, a massive church that is hard to explain with words. Definitely, the most picturesque church I have ever seen, set in a valley built maybe 100m above the river on the side of the mountain.

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I was lucky to arrive whilst there was a mass or a sermon taking place meaning everybody was inside and there were fewer people outside ruining my photos. It is a place very popular for religious pilgrims with people travelling from many different countries to come and see it. I just enjoyed its beauty and took a walk around for a bit to see it from all angles. With it only occupying 2-3 hours of your time, I headed back to the cold of Pasto where they actually have hostels to stay in. Another place to visit outside of Pasto was a lake called Laguna de la Cocha which is very popular. A beautiful lake situated a little bit higher than Pasto, surrounded by mountains is a very scenic place to visit.

The lake also has the smallest protected area in the system of national parks in Colombia, a little island in the middle of the lake with many species of birds that like to frequent it. The place itself is very touristy and can be very busy at weekends with locals heading there to eat some fresh trout. I ate some trout there and it was delicious and reasonably priced. Getting away from there was a problem though. With lots of people trying to leave, not many buses and no real official bus stops, there was a lot of walking around and watching locals fighting for the minimal seats available. Taking the more relaxed option, we hitched a ride to the main road where we came across a bus straight away that took us back to Pasto and our hostel.

After Pasto, I headed north towards Popayán, the next main town of interest. Popayán is known as the white-city because the majority of the historical centre’s buildings are white-washed. Unfortunately, this leaves a perfect canvas for amateur graffiti artists to write various political messages. But with its white buildings and colonial architecture, the centre of town is a beautiful looking place. And as with many Colombian towns, the central park is a vibrant place where many people go to do many different things. The atmosphere in Popayan’s is no different with many people congregating after work to drink, chat or socialise.

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The hostel I was staying in was fairly quiet so I went to the park to chill on a bench and soak up the good vibes around. I had spent about an hour in the park chatting with a few randoms when an old man slowed his pace as he passed by in front of me. He kept looking at me, slowing his speed and continuously looking at me. It was a little bit awkward so I said hello. He responded, came and sat next to me and we chatted for about half an hour. He must have been around 70-80 years old and was a very sweet guy who could understand my Spanish and I could understand his too. He said that he was on his way to his sisters but would come back to the park at around 9:30pm. He asked me to join him and then he could show me a bit of the town.

Seeing as he was very nice, and maybe a little bit lonely, I agreed to meet him. I also thought that it would be nice to learn a little bit of history about Popayán from someone who had been living there for a long time. Knowing that Latinos are always later than they say, I made my way to the park a little bit late. Upon arrival at 9:31pm, I was surprised to see the old dude there already, waiting for me on the same bench. I went to join him and we chatted for the next hour or so about random stuff. He then asked if I wanted to take a walk and see a bit of Popayán to which I agreed.

Thankfully we walked the opposite way to which I had walked earlier so I was seeing a new part of town. As we were walking, he asked me if I wanted to see and old colonial house from the inside. It was incredibly spacious compared to how it looked from the outside and there was an open-roofed courtyard in the middle. He showed me all around the house including the bedroom and then he offered me a coffee so we went through to the kitchen. The kitchen was very basic with a sink, a camp stove and not a lot else. Whilst waiting for the coffee, he kept asking me if I was cold. For me the temperature was fine, I was in a T-shirt and shorts but comfortable. I thought maybe he was ill or had a fever or something.

Anyway, we sat down to drink the coffee and continued chatting. Then he again asked me if I was cold but this time he put his hand on my leg, started to stroke it and looked me in the eye with that look you weren’t expecting or don’t want to see. At the time I felt very awkward but remained calm. Maybe he was just being friendly, maybe I was reading it wrong. But I wasn’t reading it wrong, he had made it very obvious what he wanted and I needed to leave. I thanked him for the coffee and the chat and explained that I had to go, right now. He asked me if I wanted to join him tomorrow to which I gracefully declined. I was a little bit in shock on the way back to my hostel but everything was making sense from the night. As with girls, all the signs are there, it’s that I just don’t see them. At least not until someone explains them or something happens to show me them.

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Thankfully the next day I woke up and met people who didn’t want to touch me. I met an Aussie couple and they had the same idea of going to the nearby national park and climbing the volcano. There were tours from Popayán but they were very expensive and out of my price range. But with the 3 of us, it was possible to make our own way there, do everything independently and save some cash. The next morning we made our way towards Purace, the name of the village, the national park and the volcano. Through minimal research, I had found a place to stay at the bottom of the volcano and it looked like the perfect place to base ourselves to explore. I had been in contact with a gentleman called Manuel who had provided me with the information. It turns out that he was like the chief of the indigenous people who lived and run this national park and also the mayor of Purace and the administrator or something. Basically, he seemed very important.

We arrived at a place called ‘Cruce de las Minas’ which was a junction at the base of the volcano albeit at 3288m above sea level. With our backpacks and all our gear, we walked a few kilometres and up to 3400m before we reached our base. The day was beautiful and the view of the volcano was epic. It was a grey volcano capped with wispy white clouds in front of a backdrop of perfect blue skies contrasting against the brownish-grey landscape that surrounded this beast. Not only that, but the birds that frolicked in the trees lining the road on the way up were constantly grabbing your attention and singing you a song along your way. But at this altitude, especially when not acclimatised, the walk was pretty tough.

We arrived at our base which goes by the name of ‘Pilimbala’, which I believe is an indigenous word and has no meaning in Spanish. Upon arrival, we were told by the guy that we had to pay an entrance fee to the national park of 40,000 (40 mil) pesos ($12 US). Beforehand I was told it was only 20 mil pesos. This was another example of the gringo tax where tourists are charged more. On top of this, we had to pay 20 mil pesos a night for the bed (not cheap but a fair price), all of our food on-site because the nearest shop wasn’t near at all, and 35 mil pesos for a guide. I wasn’t happy about having to pay double just for entering the park so as per usual I started to argue. I played the card of Manuel, the mayor, our friend, your chief invited us and said it was 20 mil and eventually I think I annoyed him enough to give us the local rate.

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We were the only people there so the accommodation was really good for what we paid. The dormitory was a cabin with 2 bunks and a single bed squeezed in downstairs and two singles upstairs. Zach and Penny being a couple took the upstairs and I had the downstairs to myself. The cabin also had an en-suite bathroom and a small room with a fireplace. This was where we lived, in front of the fire, keeping it burning whilst we were there, to dry our clothes and warm our bodies. It got very cold at night so sleeping was fully clothed under many blankets. The food was reasonably priced too and was standard Colombian food, a soup and a plate with meat, beans/lentils, rice, plantain, and a salad. They also had trout as an option on the menu which was good to know.

The next morning we got up early and met our guide ready to ascend the volcano. He was an old guy, very small and not very talkative. As we started to walk I soon realised that he either didn’t know much, or he really didn’t want to be there. I asked him basic questions about him, his life, the location, the wildlife and he kinda just grunted something incomprehensible and walked off. I asked him during the walk what kinds of birds there were here and he told me there were none. I questioned him and he said it was too cold and no birds lived here. I then asked him what was making that noise then and he said birds and walked off. This was basically a sign of things to come.

The first part of the walk had blue skies, beautiful views, and a fairly continual ascent. We went from 3400 metres up to 4080m in about 5-6km and I think there was a downhill part of about only 100m. A few stages were traversing across the volcano with a steady incline, with the rest being a fairly steep hike, especially the first 30 minutes of the journey. It took about 2 hours to reach the military base at 4080m where we were joined by a group of English lads who took a tour from Popayán and arrived at this point by car. They started to gear up with extreme waterproof clothing, hats, gloves, and facemasks. So was our guide, who must have let it slip his mind to tell us all this. I know we should have researched it a little bit better for sure, but you expect your guide to tell you at the start of the hike that you are going to get hypothermia.

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Fortunately, the other guide was kind enough to tell us that our hand-socks were not sufficient protection as gloves and that the driving rain we were about to experience would be freezing cold and would penetrate any clothing that wasn’t waterproof and chill you to the bones. We wrapped our hand-sock gloves in plastic bags we found on the floor of the concrete hut they called a military base. The wind was already penetrating the hut through the numerous holes you could find in the walls, so we had an idea of what was to come. It was going to be a cold and wet 2km hike to climb the last 570m to reach the crater at 4650m above sea level, but the four of us headed out.

True to form, the guide just walked off leaving us to follow him. For an old dude, he was incredibly fit and definitely accustomed to hiking uphill at high altitude. We, on the other hand, were starting to struggle. The wind was strong enough to blow you off balance whilst your tired legs were dealing with the 25% incline and the poor footing on the ash sand slopes. And the rain. The rain was freezing cold and proving to me that my waterproof coat was not actually waterproof. We struggled on and even had a moment where Penny couldn’t continue anymore. She was really struggling and I don’t think her lycra pants were helping with the rain and the cold. The guide was continuing to walk up the volcano whilst we stayed with Penny to warm her up and give her the encouragement she needed to continue.

We eventually reached the peak where there was a big enough rock for Zach and Penny to shelter behind from the wind. The rain was freezing to the rocks up here creating the look of snow, but it was more ice than a snow peak. Normally on a good day, you can walk the kilometre around the crater taking in the spectacular views around you. We couldn’t even see 20 metres in front of us, let alone the crater. I headed to get a better view of the crater whilst the other two took shelter. Because of the sulphur coming out of the crater, it was dangerous to be inside it too long. Also, the wind was intense and nearly blew me in a couple of times. The steep ash slopes would have made a difficult climb should I had fallen in considering the state of my legs at this moment in time. It was time to head back so we collected the other guys and started to head down.

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I led the way down and I did so at a good pace. The quicker we walked, the warmer we got and the sooner we could get into dry clothes and get in front of the fire. We took a slightly different route back and walked through the Paramo (basically an area above the forest line but below the snow line) where they have Frailejones, a strange-looking plant which is actually part of the sunflower family. As soon as we entered this area, the weather started to improve and our clothes were beginning to dry. But still yearning for warmth, we continued to descend at a good pace. We arrived back at Pilimbala and decided the best bet was to get straight into the hot water pools, or thermals, that they had at Pilimbala. We even heard about the possibility of a beer, so we asked the guide if he could organise four beers each for us.

There were three thermals of different sizes, all of which were luminous green in colour due to the sulphur. We got in and started to warm our bodies. The taste was disgusting but the water wasn’t for drinking. Both Zach and I took some water on board and struggled to remove the foul taste and burning sensation. Thankfully the beer delivery arrived courtesy of the guides’ 7-year-old son who hiked up from the shop at the bottom. He hung around for a bit to watch us swim but didn’t want to join us. Maybe he knew something about this water. Eventually, we got out, took a cold shower and started the heating process by the fire. Zach was actually in bed and was a bit worse for wear. The cold shower had shocked him into a fever and he was trying his hardest to warm up with no avail.

The next day we were all supposed to go and find some condors but Zach couldn’t leave the bed unless it was a trip to the bathroom. He had some sort of bug and was losing fluids rapidly. Penny and I went to try and find the condors but had no such luck. Rather than waiting for the bus of tourists to arrive, we walked the 1km to the site and saw some other birds along the route. They put meat out to attract them but the weather was overcast and supposedly that means the condors don’t like to come out and play. We headed back having had a nice walk and got the fire going for Zach. Still feeling pretty bad, we stayed the afternoon with him and dried our clothes and warmed our bodies in front of the fire.

 

The next day we decided not to leave early to try and spot some condors but to head down the hill with the still ill Zach once he was ready to leave. We got down to the Cruce de las Minas, after a Zach toilet break on the journey, and had to wait a fair old time for a bus. Getting bored, hungry and tired of waiting, I went looking for a cup of coffee and some food. True to form the bus arrived whilst I was in a ladies’ house collecting some coffees and bread. I managed to make the bus and we managed to make it to Popayán without Zach making a mess in the bus. He then made the decision to continue on to Cali on another bus and it proved to be a good one. We made it to a hostel together in Cali, which would be the stepping stone to our next destinations. After a few days of enjoying Cali, the salsa capital of Colombia, Zach was much better but I had now begun to feel like he felt previously.

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Fortunately for me, Zach was a microbiologist who had researched the parasite that he had and worked out a natural treatment for it. I prefer natural remedies but sometimes they come at a price. Zach told me to make tea using a whole bulb of garlic, a huge lump of ginger and as much cinnamon as I could handle. I had to swallow all the mushy pulp that I had created by making the tea. It tasted absolutely disgusting, a real handful to drink but he had proven it to work. I had a parasite in my small intestine called Giardiasis and it is not very nice. I was losing liquids fast and couldn’t be more than 20m from a bathroom. But after 3 large, painful cups of this tea and a day on the can, I had removed the parasite. By not eating, the parasite had no food and therefore it had no energy or strength. The ginger then rips it from my small intestine as it gets flushed out with the rest of my liquids. Zach had endured 5 days of this but thanks to his cure, I only had to put up with 2 days. I think we both contracted the parasite from the water in the volcano thermal pools after we accidentally drank a little bit.

Having got over the parasite, I felt comfortable to move on. I wanted to explore the Pacific Coast of Colombia and perhaps see some whales. Both of these prospects were a little bit expensive for what I am used to but that didn’t mean it wasn’t possible. I had found a place to volunteer that included free food and accommodation. With these covered, the money I saved in a month I could spend on tours around the coast or maybe head further up the coast to explore the lesser-known parts. But as I finish this post, I realise that I am still 3 months behind the times but one thing remains the same. I have some stomach bug that has locked me up for a couple of days. This time it is not as bad but it has given me time to sort a few things out and catch up on the paperwork. I will continue about the rest of Colombia and into Ecuador in my next update. Until then, take care and speak to you soon.

Nature Reserve – La Isla Escondida

The long bus from Bogota had the expected delays that come with everything in Colombia. I wasn’t going to arrive in Puerto Asis in time to get the bus to Orito and then catch the last bus I needed to arrive on this day. This meant I had to jump off the bus in Santa Ana and take another bus to Orito, which in hindsight is much better as it saved me another 3-4 hours going back and forth. Having made it to Orito, I had the ticket I needed to get closer to my destination. The last leg of the journey was by a pretty bad gravel road in the back of a pickup, as was most transport here between the smaller villages.

Orito is an oil town that has grown significantly after the detection of oil. I have been told there is a thin layer of gold beneath Orito but nobody seems to care anymore because the oil is seemingly more valuable to them. With this said, there is a pipeline that runs along the side of the road and heavy trucks passing by constantly. This doesn’t seem to have affected the environment too much as I saw a flock comprising of hundreds of white herons gathered in a handful of trees around a small lake. There wasn’t a branch available and this popular watering hole as the trees were painted white with the plumage of the small herons.

As we neared the entrance to the path, we had to pass through a military control – conveniently placed before the oil company’s main buildings. I am guessing this is another sign of what money can buy you in Colombia with the military serving as a very useful protection to the oil company´s assets. A little bit further down the road, there was a man with a mule. This was Manuel, the father of the Esthefan, who was in charge of the lodge that I was heading to. Manuel was here to lead me to the lodge and Sucio, the mule, helped me with my bags.

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Manuel had lived here a long time and knew the jungles and paths like the back of his hand. It made for an interesting walk and as we left the road and headed up into the jungle, there was plenty for me to ask. Due to the time of the day, there wasn’t much visible life around but there was still plenty to be heard and seen. The walk first crossed and then entered between two large, heavy flowing currents, the Guamez River and the Sucio River. The second river is named like the mule because it has a dirty colour to it, with sucio translating as dirty in English. The walk was fairly relaxing albeit most of it was uphill, and took about an hour and a half to arrive at the lodge. I probably could have carried my bags by myself but with 20kgs in my backpack, I was grateful for the help of Sucio.

Upon arrival, I was greeted by Esthefan and given a quick tour of the place and shown where I would sleep. The house was beautiful and was built mostly from one humungous tree that was found close by. Downstairs was almost completely open allowing you to see all the birds that were flying past without the walls getting in the way. And that was what this place was built for. It was a lodge for avid twitchers to come and find some birds and there were some really special ones here (apparently). Also out in the jungle, you could find 3 towers built in the trees allowing you to spot some birds from there. A couple of these towers were over 20m high, situated in, and above the canopy of the trees. One of the towers had a hut with beds where you could spend the night.

The house itself was situated in a clearing, surrounded by a garden that was in turn surrounded by tall trees. There was also a river passing through the garden with a little dam creating a swimming hole. As there were no houses or people anywhere near this place (over a 2-hour walk in one direction), the water was fresh, clean and drinkable. Even for the weak tourist stomachs turning up, the water was completely safe to drink as it was fresh and mountain filtered. In all directions around the lodge, there were paths heading off into the jungle leading to destinations near and far. My plan was to try and explore them all whilst I was here and with my stay being a minimum of 3 weeks, it should be possible.

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There was a family of local people who worked here but out of all of them, Esthefan was the one who lived here constantly and was meant to be in charge. But Esthefan was so relaxed and didn’t really care what you were doing that he just seemed like the glue that held the place together. In theory, you could arrive and do absolutely nothing and he would cook, clean and help you with everything. He would do this happily without any problems due to his incredibly kind and caring nature. He was also incredibly knowledgeable about the area and the wildlife, knowing the names of lots of birds in Spanish, English, and Latin. And he doesn’t really speak any English either apart from the basics and bird names. I learned so much from him in such a short period of time and can understand why he enjoys working where he does.

Other than the local workers, who came and left in a seemingly random fashion, there was another volunteer there, Phoebe a 20-year-old girl from Bristol. A really nice a sweet girl who was coming to the end of her stint there had been doing some work in the garden, trying to develop that. I think she was relieved when I arrived as she had someone to speak English to as before she was there by herself and was forced to practice her Spanish. After Phoebe left, a Dutch/Spanish couple arrived and when they left, a young guy from the States arrived. Having worked with different volunteers shows that I overstayed my 3 weeks and that is a testament to how nice the place is. Relaxing, beautiful, with fun people and enjoyable work.

I spent my time there swinging a chainsaw around and smacking nails with a hammer. The work was there for you to choose what you wanted to do as long as it helped the lodge out in some way. My first task was to unblock a path from a tree that had fallen across it. After chopping the smaller branches away by machete, I was greeted by a beautiful red trunk in front of me. This tree could definitely be of use with its strong and sexy looking wood. I chopped a section of about 2-metres out of the tree to enable people to pass through and then with a chainsaw, I chopped the trunk in half diagonally. This gave me 2 flat fronted, free-standing pillars that narrowed towards a point at the top. With a few extra pieces of wood getting attached, I had turned the fallen tree into 2 boot racks perfect for the plastic boots you needed to navigate the trails around here.

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Throughout my stay, I continued to build a variety of causes in and around the house. I built benches for watching the birds from upstairs that could be folded up to the wall to create space if needed. I also made coat racks that could be folded away so that when it was sunny, they didn’t block the view of the jungle. Next on the list was a place for compost to be made from all the organic waste we created. This involved 3 large boxes with a roof above their heads allowing a rotation system as the compost needed time to become useful. Surprisingly the soil here was almost useless for fruit and veg even though the trees and plants grew so successfully in the jungle. The last of my tasks was to finish off the veranda on the bridge that crossed the river. I didn’t have time to completely finish it but progressed it sufficiently to be of some use.

Whilst we weren’t working, we were exploring the jungle, cooking feasts or heavily relaxing in the hammocks. Once we were shown how to use the harness and climbing apparatus, we could climb the towers by ourselves and the trails were easy to navigate without a guide. It was always better if Esthefan came with us though because he could spot everything much easy and then explain what it was. If he wasn’t there, anything we managed to spot we could explain to him and he could tell you what it was. No word of a lie here but on a couple of occasions I would approach Esthefan to ask him about a bird I have seen and the conversation went something like this (but in Spanish):

Me: Hey Esthefan, I was on the purple trail and I saw this bird that ha

Esthefan interrupts: Gilded Barbet

Me: But I didn’t explain anything??

Esthefan: Look in the bird book. Is it that one?

He was correct most times. Sometimes he needed more information like the noise, of size and sometimes I would need to tell him the colourations of the bird. It was like a magic trick but it was the extensity of his knowledge of the trails, and what birds lived where, and what came out at certain times or something like that.

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He took us on a hike one day to a place on the map but with Esthefan we took a direct, quicker and trail-less route. His 10-year-old daughter also came along for the hike and took part in everything we did. We arrived at a small canyon after a few hours of chopping our way through the jungle. After clambering down the river we arrived at the top of a 10-metre waterfall. Esthefan asked if I wanted to abseil down and I obviously said yes. Having a slight fear of heights, I couldn’t understand why I was going first. But I had complete faith in Esthefan who disappeared into the thick to tie the rope around a tree. Once he said it was good, I took his word and made my way down. Once we were all down at the bottom, we found out that there wasn’t enough rope to get us down the next larger waterfall so we had to climb back up this one. Looking at it was very daunting but the climb was really basic as the waterfall had loads of amazing hand and footholds.

After this, we continued to a different location where we came across a much larger and more powerful waterfall. The same situation occurred, Esthefan asked and I obliged. This time as I approached the edge, I had to ask how we would get back up. I wasn’t confident the rocks were stable enough seeing as they were crumbling in my test attempts. Esthefan had an idea and he disappeared. I looked to see if I could see a route back up but it didn’t look good. I went to look for Esthefan who had chopped down a very tall and thin tree and was trying to manoeuvre it through the rocks leading to the waterfall. I gave him a hand and with a lot of effort, we managed to get it to the edge of the waterfall where we just pushed it off. It nearly took me with it as it tipped over the water but I had the ropes attached to my harness as a backup anyway.

The tree was the perfect size as the tip was pointing out the top of the waterfall but I couldn’t quite understand the plan. I think the idea was to climb back up the tree through the raging rush of water coming off the top of the waterfall. I basically said no and I am pretty sure no one else was willing to try it so we decided it was best to go home, build a rope ladder and come back another day. We had many other excursions like this where we could explore places hidden and lost to the outside world. With the intense rain that has come down here over the years, there are numerous rivers that have carved stunning canyons and landscapes throughout this area and we were lucky to have someone to show us.

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Other than Phoebe, none of the other volunteers really made any effort to enter the kitchen and cook something. That left Esthefan and I in charge of providing food for the ‘kids’. This was always good fun as there were lots of experiments going on with splicing of cultures and recipes. The kitchen was full of food, spices, and condiments to cook with and what wasn’t there, we could find in the garden. Esthefan was fond of making a Thai style lemony flavoured infusion curry type things which were delicious, he was a great cook. Keen to teach but also keen to learn, we also ate some Indian style curries too.

Guests were fairly rare at this time of the year but we did have overnight guests on a few occasions. We had 3 English bird enthusiasts arrive for a couple of nights and that meant that with their driver and 2 guides, Esthefan and I were cooking for 10 or more people. This became our daily work with the twitchers wanting coffee at 5am so they could be ready for when the birds were most active and then preparing 3 meals a day. The guests were incredibly polite and complimentary but I got the feeling that one of the guests wasn’t enjoying the food. I said to Esthefan that I think the food was too exotic for his taste buds so we should cook something like an English stew to try and get him to eat. So we whacked some beef, veg, stock, wine etc etc into a pot and stewed it all day for 4 or more hours. Serving it up with plain rice and French fries it went down very well and was even enjoyed by the Colombians who were eating too.

The guest who wasn’t eating much managed to eat a lot more but still refused to eat the pancakes we made especially for him for his birthday. He also refused the cheese, ham and cucumber sandwich we made him for his journey home because he doesn’t eat cheese that’s not cheddar. He kind of reminded me of myself before I started travelling with his fussy eating. So sorry to anyone I offended by refusing perfectly good and probably deliciously tasting food in the past because of my fussy tastes.

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But talking about that sandwich has reminded me of the biggest cultural difference I have seen since leaving England. Not only is it strange but when mentioned, the reactions have been the biggest from myself and from the Colombians. Now I have only seen this here in Orito so it may not be throughout Colombia but here it is common. Are you ready? Here in Orito, a key ingredient whilst they are cooking Spaghetti Bolognese is cucumber!! To be honest, the cucumber dissolved and disappeared into the sauce and I couldn’t really taste any cucumber. The sauce was really nice too so I can’t say a bad word about it, but to call it Bolognese will have Italians turning over in their graves. When I tried to explain that cucumbers were invented for sandwiches, they look that I got was a look of complete disgust with a hint of don’t be so completely and utterly ridiculous.

One other thing that amazed me and also kind of pleased me was that Esthefan had never eaten a hamburger before. It’s good to know that McDonald’s can’t reach everywhere at least. They do have hamburgers here but the local version is to have the patty and toppings, not between bread rolls but between two patacones – which are plantains that are fried, squished flat, and then fried again. So one night he made hamburgers, under my loose instructions, seeing as he had never eaten one. I also asked if he had ever eaten Pizza to which he said that he thought he had eaten one but didn’t know because he didn’t know if what he was sold could be classed as a pizza. Esthefan was definitely one the best things about this volunteering gig and it would be nice to get back and see him at some point.

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Some of the other guests were really nice people too including some Colombian bird watchers and a Colombian student who was here to collect spiders for research for his degree in a college in the States. This guy was scared of heights but he was willing to grab every spider he came across by hand. I would ask him if they bite and he would explain about the pain from this bite being more painful than the pain from the bullet ant, known as the most painful sting/bite of any insect. On occasions, he would say that the bite could be dangerous and cause him medical issues in some cases. I was glad it was him doing the grabbing but I was also glad to be walking around with him. He was an expert and knew so much about all the spiders and other insects it was incredible to learn some things.

The easiest time to find spiders is at night which meant we went out after dinner searching for spiders mainly but also anything else we might find. There is so much to see at night time that a normal 30-minute walk takes you around 3 hours to complete. With a head torch, you move slowly trying to distinguish the difference between the reflections of the water droplets and the eyes of something trying to hide in plain sight. And only when you stop and look hard do you begin to see the plethora of living things all around you. But sometimes things make themselves known to you fairly obviously.

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I was exploring at night with one guest and we were on our way home slowly along one of the trails. All of a sudden there was a loud thud as it sounded like something jumped out of a tree. We could hear it moving still maybe 5 to 10 metres away from us when another one joined fairly close to it. We both had a scared look on our faces when the noise initially made us jump but curiosity made us hang around to try and find it. Even with the headlamps we were unable to see what they were due to the thickness of the vegetation but we could still hear them moving. That’s when I saw one cross from one side to the other side of the path. I could not make out the body shape but I saw 2 orange eyes reflecting my light as it passed. I could also see the way it ran by the rough shadows passing and the movement of the eyes and I could also see its rough size due to the height of the eyes.

The following morning we explained what we saw and heard, and with the experts’ help, we came to the conclusion that it could have been anything. There are lots of large cats here as well as large boar-like animals but I don’t think it was either of them due to the vocal noises they made. The most likely outcome we came to was that it might have been a Spectacled Bear although we still don’t know. I like to think that it was a bear and for me, this is the best option because of the lack of stealth it had, the lack of fear of us it had, the sounds that it made and its weight of movement. Whatever it was, we will never know for certain but it was certainly an intense, slightly terrifying but thoroughly intriguing 10 minutes or so.

As well as exploring the jungle day and night, a lot of time was spent chilling around the lodge. The place was a birding spot and by just lying in a hammock with a set of binoculars you could see plenty of birds. You may have to look these up but groups of tanagers regularly flew around the lodge feeding off their favourite trees. At certain times of the day, every day, there were Violaceous Jays flying around and making a loud racket. These were then joined by the extremely vocal and bizarre-sounding Oropendulas with 5 different species sometimes singing together albeit with different songs. There was a resident Hummingbird called Dave who fed on the heliconias and banana tree throughout the day and fought off other hummingbirds who entered his patch. This is naming only a few and not even mentioning the monkeys that passed by the trees around the lodge.

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In my time here I managed to positively identify over 60 different species of birds out of the 300 that have been previously identified. There would have been many, many more that I could not say was something for certain due to my poor eyesight or Esthefan not being there. It was an amazing place to spend a month and a half and would recommend the journey to anyone wanting to see some birds or just wanting to relax away from everything. But with all good things, they have to come to an end and it was time for me to move on. My next plan was to head slowly up toward the Pacific Coast where I would hopefully be able to find some Whales swimming around. It is that season at the moment so fingers crossed that they are still there once I arrive.

In posting this I have already been to the Pacific coast but with there being no internet connection there, this blog post has been sat on my laptop awaiting a connection. So I will post this now and explain what I have been up to since for the last month in my next post. Still in Colombia, I plan to head to Ecuador soon and explore pastures new. The next time you hear from me I should hopefully be in a new country with new experiences.

Back Enjoying Colombia

I am currently sat on a bus about to start a 24-hour journey that will hopefully mean I end up in the Amazon. The bus I am on has just left Bogota at 4:30pm (actually 5:00pm) and will arrive in Puerto Asis at 8am the following day. That gives me 15 hours to fill you in on everything I have been up to in the last month or so. Or I would do if I wasn’t constantly interrupted by the lady working on the bus. It’s quite rare to have someone working on the bus as normally you just have the driver, or 2 drivers for the longer journeys.

I am travelling on a Coomotors bus, not by choice, but because it’s the only company doing this route. It’s my first time travelling with them so we will see how it goes. The first impression has been a bit bad. Because of the length of the journey, I wanted to pre-book my seat to make sure I had the most comfort I could get. I chose the seat at the front as they always have the most leg room and I would be furthest away from the stinkin’ toilets. It turns out that the front four seats actually have the least legroom out of all of them. Not the companies fault but a bad start to my journey.

From here onwards it just got better and better. This lady who kept interrupting me was actually interrupting me with presents. First off, she gave me a blanket. This is amazing as all bus journeys that travel long distances have the air con on full whack for the whole journey. You need winter clothing for these journeys and I’m not kidding. I don’t think it is done because it’s so warm outside but, because when it’s so cold, no germs can breed or survive. The second present she gave me was some chicken flavoured snacks, which have actually made my stomach feel bad but it’s a nice gesture. And lastly she gave me a bottle of water.

Other companies that I have travelled with in the past provide you with nothing. They all have plug sockets under the seats and Wi-Fi, but they rarely work. This bus has a working plug socket which is enabling me to write this, but the Wi-Fi is being silly at the moment. The true judge of a bus will depend on how my butt feels tomorrow morning. The journey can also be ruined if a larger figured person is sat next to you, but fortunately, for the first time, I have a small person next to me. Let’s hope he doesn’t snore. Anyway, I can’t believe I have spoken so much about the bus when I have been having a lot of fun recently.

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The last time I wrote to you, I was about to head to the beach to try out scuba diving. The beach I was heading was called Taganga and it is situated about a half-hour bus journey from Santa Marta. Rumors were told about Taganga being a dangerous place to go to for tourists, with lots of people being robbed or attacked by the locals. I think these stories were out-dated and the place has been cleaned up a lot recently. Supposedly there was an area of Taganga that was Israeli owned and full of drugs and prostitutes, but I was unable to find it. But seriously, the locals all seemed really friendly and the place seemed safe, especially whilst I was walking around at night time.

Taganga meant to be the beach to go to if you are staying in Santa Marta. It’s probably a little bit better than Rodadero Beach, which is frequented by the locals. Rodadero is full of locals, people selling you things, and it seems a little bit shady. Taganga is more relaxed but it is full of boats with not much of a beach to chill or play on. But that is what Taganga is all about, scuba diving. Everyone I met there was there to scuba dive, apart from three Israeli guys who wanted to party. For the record, I don’t think they were there for what I mentioned above but you never know.

Taganga is the place to go if you want to go diving in Colombia and possibly in South America. Central America has Utila Island in Honduras which is famous for its dive spots and its low prices for the courses. Taganga can compete with this, with Open Water Beginner courses costing around the same price, US$250. All of the dive companies – and there are many – take you out to the reefs that lie of the coast of Tayrona national park. I visited Tayrona the last time I was in Colombia, but that time was over land. This time I was going to see it from a different perspective.

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I chose to go with a company called Ocean Lovers on the recommendation of Max and Marthe who I worked with at Jungle Land. Everything they told me about Ocean Lovers was true, including the slightly higher price but it was definitely worth paying the little bit extra. Everything about the experience was what I was looking for and more and after speaking to people who were diving at my hostel, I was 100% with the much better company.

Where to start? All of the equipment at Ocean Lovers was new and therefore in great condition. When you rely on your equipment to survive, I feel this is quite important. I heard a story of a girl whose equipment failed on her beginner course. Maybe this is good because then you learn to cope with this situation, but I still practiced these situations, only I had the backup of working gear. Other companies had boats full of people and bigger groups of beginners with one instructor. I was fortunate to be the only diver on my course, meaning I had a private instructor, Edwin.

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When I was introduced to Edwin, it seemed like he had experienced a heavy one the previous night. The more I got to know him, the more likely this probably was. Edwin was a local guide who had that Caribbean vibe about him. We started off speaking in Spanish before I realised it was probably best that I learned how to dive in English, you know to be certain of surviving. I soon realised that although Edwin’s English was good, I was still having to double check things in Spanish. So we proceeded in Espanglish to make sure.

On the first morning, we headed out on a boat along the coast to a place near an island. The waves were increased in size as they were squished between the island and the mainland, but this was our spot. It was the first time I have ever done this so I’m not gonna lie, I was a little bit worried about how rough the sea was. But anyway, I was told to jump in before Edwin joined me and we began to sink down beneath the surface. To be fair, whilst you are beneath the water, you don’t really notice the waves.

At first, it’s a little bit strange, you know, the whole being able to breathe underwater, but within seconds it felt completely comfortable. We did some exercises underwater that Edwin had explained back at the office (and I had completely forgotten). But he showed me himself first, and then I would complete them afterward. All communication was through sign language but it involves basic hand signals that are easy to remember. After the exercises, we had about 10 minutes to swim around and enjoy the reef and all of its occupants. After this dive, we boated to the land where we had a drink, a snack and a relax for a bit.

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After this we went out for another dive, but this time in a different location. More exercises and training was done again before we had 15-20 minutes of swimming around. Edwin managed to spot a Green Turtle hiding beneath some vegetation. A girl at my hostel told me that she did her first two dives in a swimming pool at the dive centre. I had seen a turtle. I was definitely relieved with my choice of company. The second dive was the last of the day and we were done by 12:30pm and free to enjoy the rest of the day, well almost. I had a book to read, reviews to take and online exams to pass.

The next day was much the same but with a little more exploring time and fewer exercises. The idea was that it was a three-day course including six dives and then I would be ready. The first day we went down to about 12 metres and the second day we progressed to 18 metres beneath the surface. This is the maximum you are allowed to dive on a PADI open water beginner’s certificate. On day two’s dives, I managed to complete all the days’ tasks with ease allowing us more time to explore. We managed to spot a few different eels, including a moray eel and another one that I spotted buried beneath the sea bed.

Day three was the best day. I had one exercise to do on the first dive and then the rest of it, including the second dive of the day, was all about fun diving and not learning. Because Edwin could focus all his efforts on his sole pupil, me, the lessons were completed quickly leaving much more time to enjoy the experience. If the group was larger, I would have been waiting around watching other people go through the motions and taking up my free dive time. I think the best thing I saw on day three was a Stingray chilling on the bottom before he gracefully swam away. For each dive, we had enough oxygen to last for about 40 minutes before we needed to surface safely with spare oxygen in the tank.

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Having completed my certification, I contemplated doing the Advanced Open Water course straight away. That was a testament to how awesome the experience was but I thought better of it due to the money factor. I wanted to treat myself after working the last six months but didn’t want to spend all my money in Colombia again. I thought about doing just a day’s diving but Ocean Lovers were full for the next day and I didn’t want to go elsewhere. So it was time to leave Taganga seeing as not much else other than diving was happening there.

I went from Taganga to watch the England game at El Rio Hostel, followed by visiting a friend’s house in the jungles of Guachaca. A guy they were living with had built this house and its location was beautiful. A small walk from the main house brought you to some cabins he rented out on Airbnb that overlooked the river below. So peaceful and quiet, I went down to the river to have a look. I wanted to swim as it looked so nice but had left my trunks back in the house, up the small hill. Seeing as there was only nature around, I decided to go skinny dipping as to not miss this opportunity. That’s when I realised that there was a jungle track that was, for some reason, now busy with motorbikes going back and forth from homes situated deeper in the jungle.

The water was very clear, I mean I could see everything when I looked down. Whether the passers-by could, I don’t know, I hope not for their benefit. Unable to leave the water due to traffic, I waited for my moment to go and get some breakfast. Before I had the opportunity, three Colombians decided to park their bikes where I was swimming to stop and have a smoke. There were many spots along the river they could stop, why here? I could understand if they wanted to chat with a gringo, but they weren’t very social or interested in talking. So breakfast was delayed a little bit until they had left to go on their way.

That afternoon, I made my way back to Santa Marta to wait out on a bus to a town San Gil. There was a night bus leaving at 10pm meaning I would arrive in San Gil at around 8am. San Gil was a town based around a river in an area that has lots of canyons, valleys and then obviously mountains. It is known for its extreme sports and adrenaline-fuelled activities. I didn’t really know much else about the place other than this, but I had heard good things about it from other people. I did a little bit of research on hostels but didn’t want to book anything until I had seen the town for itself.

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Arriving at around 8am, we drove through San Gil to get to the bus terminal and it seemed quite busy, at least with traffic, noise, and people. I had seen a cheap hostel that was 6km out of town, up atop a hill, so I thought that would be a better place to stay rather than in a busy town centre. It was called the Lost Inn and not many locals had even heard of it. I found a moto-taxi driver who said he knew it and was willing to take me for 3000 pesos (the price should be 8000-10000 normally). This rang alarm bells for me so I double checked he knew where it was and I even showed him on a map its exact location. Yeah yeah yeah, it was fine, he knew it, no problem. Still cautious, I double checked the price. Yeah yeah yeah, no problem 3000 pesos, it’s fine.

So off we headed, back through San Gil and out the other side of the town. He stopped by the side of the road to ask a lady selling tours where the hostel was. She was unsure but pointed in the correct direction. I asked him if he needed me to direct him, seeing as I knew where it was. The same response came and we continued to head out of town. A little bit further down the road, we stopped again. This time he asked me to get off the bike and told me he can’t go any further. He said moto-taxis weren’t allowed to pass a police control over the brow of the hill so I had to find another way. I saw other passengers getting off bikes so I believed what he was saying. Then the other people started to get back on their bikes again. There were no police at the control today, so we were able to pass without problems and we continued.

We turned off the main road and headed uphill along a windy steep well-paved road. I told him there was another road on the left we had to take and he told me he knew which one and we continued. We clearly went far too far up the hill and I asked him to stop and turn around. I got my phone out and pulled up the map with directions. I had no faith in this guy now and I had already had my 3000 pesos worth of a journey. We found the road on the way back down the hill, and this was where the road became a gravel track. It was very steep, very rocky and very sketchy. This guy had clearly never been up here before and wasn’t filling me with confidence with his riding ability. It didn’t help that I had my big backpack pulling me backwards off the bike every time we went up a really steep part.

My body was getting a thorough work out trying to stay on the back of the bike whilst my heart was racing thinking that this dude was going to drop the bike or lose his balance. At one point it was so steep, and he was so scared, that he asked me to get off. He drove off up the hill leaving me behind to walk up the hill to meet him. I wondered what I was paying him for. Well, I wasn’t really paying him enough anyway. I think this path went on for about 2km and I had my heart was in my mouth, and poop in my pants for the whole distance. It doesn’t help when the driver is constantly shouting “whoa” and screaming in fear the whole way up. The route up was nowhere near as bad as the paths in Minca, but the driver was twice as bad so it made it a more terrifying experience.

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Making it to The Lost Inn was a huge relief and a most welcoming experience. As soon as I arrived I was greeted by Jane, the manager, and the other 5 or 6 guests who were eating breakfast. I immediately felt at home and there was an amazing vibe present at this place, especially for so early in the morning. I arrived at around 9:30am and was given a bed and then offered to go out on an excursion. Eight people from the hostel were doing a trip that involved many activities and lasted the majority of the day so I thought I would join them. It was a canyoning experience that involved 10 different things to do throughout the day. I was told to get some swim shorts, shoes and then we were on our way.

The briefing for the trip was done at the centre and we were given a harness and a helmet. We started off on our first activity for the day, an eco-walk. To be honest it was just a 10-minute walk to the first real thing we could call an activity. We walked down towards a river that had carved a canyon through the hill and left loads of massive rocks lying around. Once there, we had a jump off a big rock, 5 metres down into a narrow pool of water. Then we walked back up a little bit to a ‘bridge’ that crossed the shallower part of the water we had just jumped into. The bridge was actually just two wires that crossed the water, one for your feet and one for your hands. Easy. Except once you started walking across, the guides started furiously shaking the wires to make you fall off.

You were clipped in so death wasn’t possible and to be honest, it was just really annoying what they were doing. This was unless you were watching and then it was absolutely hilarious watching someone struggle so much to do a simple task. The guides were funny guys and they didn’t give up until you had fallen off. Even if it meant climbing out to you and shaking the wires from inches away. The two guides were twenty-year-old Colombians who didn’t really install confidence but they were entertainingly funny. They made the experience much better than it was because so far it wasn’t very extreme.

The following activities included a 12 metre abseil, a climb through a whole a huge rock that led you into freezing cold water and then onto a 25 metre abseil. On the way down this abseil, you had your feet on rocks for a bit and then they disappeared so you had to rappel the last 15 metres or so. This was when the guy, who was supposed to be belaying you (your safety guy), was swinging your rope around causing you to do the same. I’m sure it would have been funny had it not been for the fact that I trod in a load of ants on the way down and they were now having an all you can eat buffet on my right foot and ankle.

The following activity was a rock climb. This was actually having to climb a rock, one rock, on the walk back up the canyon to the activity centre where we started. From here we walked a bit and ended up and another site where they had activities. This was where there were two zip lines of about 600m each. They both went from one side of the valley to the other with spectacular views all around. After this, we went to an ‘Extreme Swing’ and the last activity of the day. This was by far the best activity of the day and I think that was an opinion echoed by the majority of the group if not all.

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Imagine a ginormous swing, maybe 15-20 metres high, on the edge of a mountain. You were well and truly strapped into the seat with two harnesses, many clips and safety belts everywhere. You were then dragged backwards and upwards until you were more or less level with the top of the swing in front of you. This was when, without warning, the clip was released and you sort of dropped down before you were swept across the floor and out over the valley. It was funny listening to everyone and seeing their faces as the swing caught your free fall and swung you out into nothing. Even though a lot of the activities were a tad lame, the whole day was well worth the money and a really good laugh. The swing was probably worth half the entrance fee alone.

Once back at the hostel, you could relax in the peace and quiet of nature and enjoy the cooler air at a higher altitude. The fresher air was a welcome relief, not only from the heat in town but also from the insects that were there. It meant that I could comfortably put my pyjamas on to protect my legs from the midges without being too sweaty. The evenings here were very relaxed, normally with a few beers and a family meal. Jane cooked every night and she cooked well. Everyone gathered around a big table and the food was chucked in the middle to help yourself. Accompanying Jane’s delicious food was Felipe’s home-made bread. Felipe was Jane’s Colombian husband who was a trained chef. The thing was that Felipe didn’t really like cooking anything other than bread. He actually loved making bread, it was his passion and this showed in its flavour. It was always better than amazing, no matter whether it was naan, pizza or pitta.

That first night, we met one of Felipe’s friends, Sergio, who lived on a farm outside of a nearby town called Curiti. We had planned to go to Curiti the following day, more specifically Pescaderito, a river that carved through the valley creating natural swimming pools along the way. To get there, we had two options, a bus or a walk. So about 12 of us set off on the walk which should take us an hour and a half as we passed along the top of the hill down the valley back up and down again. It was a really nice walk, if not a little slower than expected after missing a couple of turnings, but we ended up in Curiti in time for a spot of lunch. We had already lost 2 people who were walking slower and Sergio as well who was coming by motorbike.

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You can walk the extra hour from Curiti to Pescaderito but to save time, it was easier to take a tuk-tuk. We arrived at the starting point where there was a big swimming pool but there was so much more to see further up. We walked along the river, following it upstream as it passed over, and through large rocks that had been deposit through ancient heavy rains. The path upstream ran alongside the river, but sometimes 30-40 metres above it. Coming off this path were many smaller trails winding down to the water itself. We took one of these trails and found an area to swim and relax. The steep rocky sides meant there were lots of places to jump in, along as the water was deep enough below.

After playing here for a bit, we wanted to head further upstream to see what we could find. That’s where we found Sergio and the two others we had lost earlier. This was Sergio’s home patch so he knew it like the back of his hand. He took us to a spot where there was a tree that hung over the water creating a 10m jump. I followed him across to the other side of the river to get to the tree. I then followed him up the tree, which was easy to climb, and then he back-flipped perfectly into the water below. It looked a lot higher from up the tree when you were looking down, but not too high to jump. There was no chance I was backflipping it though, I will leave that to the pros.

Further up the hillside, behind the tree jump, was a little cabin-like house. It had 2 bedrooms, a balcony, nothing else and was apparently $8 a night, according to Sergio. It seemed too good to be true but worth looking into. Three of us were keen to stay there a night and then walk up the river the following day where we could find a massive waterfall after a 2-3 hours hike. The following day I went on the back of Sergio’s bike to go and speak to the owners of the little house. After speaking to the lady, she agreed that it was 25000 pesos (about US$8) for the house with as many people as we wanted to stay. Brilliant, we told her that we would return the next day.

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After speaking to the lady, Sergio and I head further up the road, into the mountains and to Sergio’s parents’ house and farm. With this being much further up the mountain, it was a little bit colder. His mum provided me with some lunch which was very kind of her and then we made our way back to the hostel. True to form, it started raining as we left his house. At this altitude, the rain was freezing cold, as was the wind, and they both started to get stronger. I remembered on the way up Sergio telling me about how he fell off his bike on this road the other day because when it was wet, it was really slippery. Brilliant, it was now really wet. We made it down it one peace and even back up the steep road that led to the hostel without any problems.

The next day someone was ill so we delayed our stay in the house by a couple of days. We eventually arrived back at the little house with all our stuff ready to go. I walk up the side of the valley to speak to the owner. This time it was a man and he said it was 25000 for just one room. He also said that there was no key for the other room. After discussing with him for about 30 minutes, I had called him up on about five separate lies. I don’t know why but he really didn’t want us staying there. So, in the end, I gave up listening to his excuses and we went back to the hostel. It was a shame because it would have been amazing to be there at night and wake up there, with the whole place to ourselves. But never mind, maybe next time.

I spent a little more time at The Lost Inn, which gave me the time to do a bungee jump. There were two choices of bungees, one at 70m and the other at 140m. We had heard from many people that the 140m bungee only had a 70m bungee cord so it was more or less the same as the 70m one. What made the 70m one better was that you were much closer to the floor when the cord (hopefully) pulled you back up. So we decided to do the 70m bungee as it was heavily recommended over the other one. Four of us did it, including Sergio, which was hilarious. He had never done it before and was bricking it. Having seen him jump out of the tree with consummate ease, it was funny to see him so scared. I took it as my responsibility to make it worse for him by constantly winding him up and talking about death.

The location for the bungee was really nice with a crane raising a platform 70m up over the river Fonce, which ran through San Gil. As you jumped, you headed straight for the shallow, rocky water. The views from the top were amazing and I wanted to try and keep my eye on them for as long as possible as I swan dove off the platform. Unfortunately, I could only focus my attention on the rapidly approaching river as I fell to within 5-10 metres of it. It was a short but sweet experience and definitely worth the 20 bucks to do it.

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Next on the list of things to do in San Gil was white water rafting. There were a few options here with lots of valleys, a few rivers and many locations with raging water powering over the rocky river beds. So I chose the one everyone else had done or was doing as it had rave reviews as one of the best experiences they had done in this area. We were picked up early by minibus and were driven out of town to the River Suarez. On the way we stopped to pick up other people and also fill out all the paperwork that says it’s my fault if I die etc etc. As per normal, there were troubles arriving at our destination. The road was blocked, traffic was at a standstill and cars were going in all directions trying to achieve something but actually achieving nothing.

We turned around and took a track that ended up at the entrance to a farm. The guys went looking for someone to talk to but there was no one there. We were looking for a short cut across the mountain to get to the valley and river on the other side but we couldn’t pass this farm so we had to turn around. This would have been easier had it not been for the two inflatable rafts on the trailer behind the minibus and the narrow track we were on. Either way, we manage to turn around, take another path and then make it to the other side and close to where we were heading. This was when we hit the police roadblock. There was a cycle race going through the area so it was impossible to get to where we were wanting to get to before the race had passed by.

With this knowledge, we decided to go into the town on foot and get some lunch before the rafting. After an early start, it was actually lunchtime already so that was a good plan. After lunch and a few beers, we watched the cyclist steaming through the roads of Socorro, a small town with a big history. It is the town where a smaller scale revolution against the Spanish rule (mainly because of a rise in taxes for tobacco and brandy) was said to be the precursor for Colombia’s independence from the Spanish. Once the cyclist had passed by, the roads opened immediately and the lives of all resumed back to normal again.

When we arrived at our location, we went down beside the river for a safety briefing and explanation of what to do if we were catapulted out of the boat. Supposedly we were about to pass through some grade 5 rapids which are classed as pretty intense and dangerous. We had 4 people in our boat and a guide, as did the other boat, and there was another dude in a kayak as support for people who ended up in the water. With a little practice in the calm waters edge, we were ready to go. At the front of the raft was myself and Quinn, a young Aussie guy who was fit and healthy. The front was the more intense position where the more experienced and stronger paddlers were needed. The next row back was a French couple, and at the back in the middle was the guide and the only experienced one who was steering the raft with the paddle-rudder.

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We passed down the river with relative ease through some basic rapids before our guide told us to prepare for the tougher rapids. As we entered the rapids, it all went a bit wrong very quickly and I am not sure what quite happened. I think the boat flipped over because I remember being in the water and holding onto the raft, but in the next moment, it had all changed. I was in the raft, the correct way up. I looked to my right to find Quinn, he wasn’t there. I turned around to see the others. They were not there either. I was in the boat alone as even the guide had ended up in the drink. I reached out with my paddle so Quinn could grab it and also grabbed the paddle of the French guy. Whilst rescuing two people, the guide had entered the boat and rescued the other person.

Apparently, the guide was catapulted out of the boat and flew through the air, but in the middle of all the action, there wasn’t time to see this happening, unfortunately. It all passed really quickly and there was no time to think, instincts kind of took over as the adrenaline kicked in. With everyone back in the boat and all ok, we continued down the river on relatively calmer rapids. There were opportunities to get out of the boat and float down the river when there were no rocks or strong rapids. With the help of the buoyancy aids, you could just sit back, relax and enjoy the beautiful views as you floated wherever the river wanted to take you. Then in the distance, you could see some rapids approaching so it was time to return to the safety of the boat.

As we neared the end of the 2-hour journey down the River Suarez, we approached the ferocious, fierce, and final rapids. These were the strongest and most violent of all the rapids, but now we were experienced, seasoned pros at this rafting malarkey. As soon as we entered the rapids, it went to pot. The raft hit a big rock on the right-hand side which catapulted Quinn into me. Basically, he flew into me like a spear tackle in rugby and took me out of the boat. I remember being underwater and feeling him next to me before he and the boat were gone. From this point onwards, I was taking the rapids on by myself, under the water without the chance to take a breath. I tried to get myself in the safety position that we were told but I was being tossed around like a washing machine and every time the surface appeared, I was back beneath the water before I could think about taking a breath.

Having been in this situation before whilst surfing, I knew it was not a good idea to panic because you burn more quickly what oxygen you have left. I sort of just waited around, covering up my fragile parts, hoping not to hit any rocks and hoping that I would surface soon. And when I did eventually surface, I breathed, I breathed a lot of air. I turned around to see the raft 2 metres behind me with everyone on board. We were now floating on a calm bit of the river so I took my time to relax and get my heart rate down before getting back into the boat. I think the chances of death were pretty slim, but in the moment of not knowing, that feeling is what makes it more fun.

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With the fun in San Gil over it was soon time to make my way to the Amazon to start the next volunteering role. After contact with Jurgen, the owner, I had some things that I needed to buy before I arrived at his lodge, lost in the jungle. The best place for this was Bogota seeing as it had many shops available and many cheap places to make these purchases. Bogota also had the overnight bus that took me to where I needed to go to arrive at La Isla Escondida. Other people may disagree, but for me, Bogota is a little bit boring. There isn’t much to see or do there so I took this time to organise myself and prepare for the next month in the Amazon.

Whilst I was in Bogota, there was a free concert going on. It was a concert to celebrate 25 years of partnership between French schools and Bogota so it involved French and Colombian artists and groups. The music started off pretty suspect but got better as the night grew on. There was an especially good Colombian group I didn’t know called Borojo and another one I did know called Systema Solar. It was basically music to make you dance and shake your ass. Even better was that it was free and also not too busy so we could position ourselves right at the front of the crowd before the party kicked off.

Not much else other than this happened in Bogota before I started making my way to Amazon. And that brings me to now, although the following morning after I started writing this. Last nights sleep wasn’t very good at all. Space was limited and the positions I could find weren’t that comfortable. I probably got an hour’s straight sleep and another hour’s sleep broken up by tossing and turning. But waking up as the condensation cleared from the windows was something magical. It was like waking up amongst old friends in a familiar place, I was in the jungle again. The plants and trees were recognisable to the ones I had lived amongst in Panama and as time passed by, I was seeing other friends. Many of the birds I was seeing, were birds that I knew, birds that I could name. I now had this sense of excitement for the next few months, curious as to what else I was going to see, what I was going to experience.

Back in the Panamanian Jungle

Before I had even arrived at the lodge, I had met up with a friend from the previous times in Panama. He had informed me of some sort of problems that Jungle Land was having with the Panama Canal Authority. He had read an article or two in the press and was under the impression that it was already shut down. Someone else also mentioned this when I told them why I was in Panama. Surely Carl, the owner, wouldn’t have me come back to Jungle Land, without the place even existing? With this minor concern, I felt it was only right to research the matter myself.

After reading a few newspaper articles on the matter, I found out that he had in fact been given an extension of time to serve out contracts to customers who had already booked but would have to cease to act as a business by May 2nd. There have been numerous journalists, as well as inspectors, coming to the lodge within the time since my return. I would like to say that any press is good press, but unfortunately, tourism is much quieter throughout Panama this year so the numbers are drastically down from last year.

Having arrived back at the floating lodge, I had planned to stay there for the following six months and try to have as much fun as possible. None of the above stuff really affects me and the other staff. We just have to get on with what we do and it will last as long as it lasts. One of the volunteers from last year, Shane, was there again. He was doing a photographic role as well this time, trying to boost the social media of the business and also sell photos to willing clients. There were other volunteers but other than that, all the local staff had more or less remained the same.

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To say the least, my first few tours were a little bit rusty. A lot of the information had slipped my mind and the names of certain things were only able to reach the tip of my tongue before they disappeared. I went on a few tours with an English biologist volunteer there to try and remind me of the information but this was like learning again. When she arrived, she had one day of training before she was left to learn the rest herself. This meant that all of her information was different from what I had previously learned, and forgot.

But with the more tours that I went on, and the more I saw, things slowly started coming back to me and I was starting to give people their value for money. It also wasn’t that busy at the beginning so I was getting the opportunity to explore and re-accustom myself with the jungle I would be calling home again. There was definitely a sense of happiness being back in this magical place even if it was now a different experience with different people. The jungle here just has a way of turning that frown upside down and putting a smile on your face, no matter what stress you have.

The time had flown by and we had already made it to Christmas. Carl had put up a tree (an artificial one this time) to match the Christmas lights that were adorning the dining room roof all year round. We were asked what we wanted for our meal so I said the traditional banquet, please. It kind of took all the fun out of Christmas day, but the cooks did all the prep and cooked it all on Christmas Eve for us to eat. So we tucked into our feast of turkey and ham and celebrated that night. There were no clients but there would be some arriving the morning of the 26th, so it was best to wake up groggy on Crimbo Day instead.

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I can’t speak for the others but I woke up as fresh as daisy on a spring morning and was raring to do something. Maybe it’s a tradition for the lodge, but as the same as last year, we went on a paddleboard adventure. We made an excessively long paddle up the river to a new waterfall that had opened up since the last season. On the way back from the waterfall, we came across some of that mud that people smother on themselves for younger, healthier skin. So why not? We smothered ourselves from head to toe, some of us better than the others, and started to make our way to another waterfall where we could wash ourselves off and reveal our beautiful, soft and significantly younger skin.

What actually happened was a completely different story. The day was hot and the paddle was without shade. The second waterfall was a fair old paddle from the one we had just left. On top of that, I think it was just plain old boring mud that we had smothered on ourselves. We spent the next hour and a half cooking our skin in a very dry, claylike oven, which ripped out hairs as it shrivelled and cracked in the heat. Once we arrived at the waterfall, the mud didn’t really come off that easy either. Some of us had some red rash like markings which could have been a reaction to the mud, or maybe from the heavy scrubbing to get it off. One thing was for certain, we didn’t look any younger after the experience.

Due to the length of the paddle board, it was definitely time for something to eat. With that said, we got out the pizza bases and loaded up our Christmas pizzas, using the leftovers from the previous day. Not a traditional dinner for Christmas, or for the jungle, but a kind of satisfying meal. The day itself was fairly chilled and relaxed with most people hitting the hay fairly early on. We needed to be up ready to leave by 9am the following morning with this upcoming week being the busiest time of the year. Every day we had between 60-100 guests with around 20 of them staying for the night each night.

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This meant that it was all hands to the pump with nobody having a day off during this time. Even Carl chipped in and helped out as it was really busy. The more active of the volunteers were working days starting at 6am and ending at 9pm for the whole of the week. But come New Year’s Eve, we all left the boat to head to the city. Then plan for the night was simple, have a few drinks and then head to the Cinta Costera – a road along the coast of the city – to watch the fireworks display over the old town.

We formed a group of about 15 strong random people all keen to go and watch the fireworks. As with always in big groups, you are always delayed by someone. Having left the hostel a little late, the pace of the walk was relatively fast for a group of slightly inebriated people. By the time we got to the Cinta Costera, we were a long way from where we needed to be and we had lost 8 or 9 people. We made it a little bit closer but eventually stopped along the sea wall and took a seat. The fireworks went nuts for about 15 minutes and illuminated Casco Viejo – the old city – in the distance. Personal fireworks continued for the next few hours with a little less awe, but they were still good fun to watch.

Some of the group wanted to go back to the hostel, some of them wanted to party in Casco and some wanted to chill in the grass and not walk anywhere. With that said, we all sort of split up to make our nights end the way we wanted. I think my night ended at around 6-7am but with no guest arriving on the 1st, we had a day off so we could relax a bit. Fortunately, the hostel had a pool so the 1st January was spent mostly getting in and out of the pool and then watching rubbish movies in the hostel lounge.

As January rolled on, the customer numbers began to drop. But quantity is not always better than quality. What I mean when I say this, is that the people who were coming were amazing, nice, fun to be around people who make my time more enjoyable there. We have had groups of friends wanting to party as well as families with really cool kinds keen to learn and play. When the guests are quality like this, you spend more time with them enjoying yourself and naturally providing them with a better service. In this situation, sometimes the tips we receive can be very nice and generous from the guests.

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One of the good tips we received was partly because of a night safari that I was guiding. The night safari consists of going out in a boat, at night of course, and looking for animals, birds or anything that is active at night. We use a large L.E.D light to help us see things in the dark and also help the captains navigate. Animals with night vision generally have a quality to their eyes called tapetum lucidum. This is a layer of tissue on their eye that reflects the light back out along the same path making the image brighter and easier to see at night. Cats have this quality, amongst other animals, hence why we have invented the “cats-eye” to help us see road lanes.

So as the night safari started, we left the lodge and head towards the normal route. Before we had left sight of the lodge, I spotted the distinctive orange, flickering purple reflection of a caiman’s eye. Now with my experience, I could tell that this caiman was a tad on the large side. When we approached it, my presumption was confirmed, he was a big boy at approximately 1.5 metres. But nevertheless, I grabbed it around the back of the neck and lifted him up and out of the water. This is when you should grab their tail with the other hand to prevent them from using the powerful tail to get free. But I had the torch in my left hand and didn’t want to put it down and lose sight of the beast I had with just one hand around its neck.

This moment’s hesitation was the catalyst to almost giving me a heart attack. I had not bought it into the boat yet but with one quick swipe of the tail, its’ wet neck slipped out of my hand. As it fell out of my grasp, it hit the edge of the boat and rather than bouncing off into the water, it obviously bounced into the boat. Now we had a metre and a half caiman loose in a boat with 6 adults and 3 children, one of which was asleep. I quickly, and apparently calmly, told everyone to get up onto their seats and get as high as possible.

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The caiman wasn’t trying to attack anyone, it just wanted to get out of the boat. With this said, it made its way from the front of the boat and all the way to the back of the boat into the captains’ compartment. Doing so, it passed under all of the guests giving them a real close up view of the Spectacled Caiman I had ‘captured’. I followed it the whole way, trying to grab it but there was no opportunity without risking it taking off my hand, or arm, with one quick bite. The captain, Isidro, was wetting himself with laughter, even as it entered his compartment.

He told me to wait, and back off, as he slowly watched the caiman settle down. Then he rapidly grabbed it with 2 hands and lifted it for all to see again, this time under control, I held the tail for him so people could take a photo before we sent it back to the water where it slowly and calmly retreated to the floating vegetation. With all the commotion over, I had the opportunity to notice my heart. It was beating at a million miles an hour and trying to punch its way through my chest. I was expecting to see some angry and annoyed faces but everyone was excited and grateful to have witnessed such a close-up encounter.

So we continued with the safari, as per normal. We saw a tarantula, capybaras, sloths, little blue herons (with their juveniles) and amongst many other things, a smaller, more manageable crocodile I caught to demonstrate the differences with the caiman. Upon returning to the lodge, my heart was still going full throttle, but the guests couldn’t stop telling how great the experience was. This was the when I found out that the 9 year old girl was asleep at the time and that the mum had to pick her up to get her legs off the floor. Needless to say, the next time I saw something this size, I chose to point it out and not try and bring it into the boat.

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I had been having dreams about crocs and caimans and had this feeling of something going wrong for a long time. With these dreams reoccurring, I was performing night safaris with a little more caution. On top of that, all of the other volunteers were getting themselves bitten by baby caimans. Although they were bitten, the teeth are sharp and would not even leave a scar once it had healed. If I wasn’t even going to get a scar then there was no point being bitten so I proceeded more carefully and tried to keep all my fingers.

As per usual, volunteers were coming and going, and this included Shane who left in January sometime. With him leaving, Carl asked me to manage the place and train the new volunteers seeing as I had the most experience and knew what was going on. He also paid me for this role much better than before. What it meant was that I had to be available from 6am to 9pm and I also had to put up with all of Carl’s unwarranted anger and annoyingness. Fortunately, it meant that he would only come to the lodge when it was my days off as he didn’t need to be there when I was. One of the hardest parts of the work is watching Carl be rude to people (customers and crew) and having to be diplomatic and apologise on his behalf. Luckily I only had the abuse through the phone so I could easily ignore it.

With less customers coming, we had less volunteers so it seemed just as busy. By the end of the week, I was ready for my days off so I could relax and recover. There was a new hostel that opened up in Panama City but it wasn’t centrally located like the others. It was located on a nature reserve but also within a 30 minute walk of places of interest or places to party. Being in a nature reserve, it was possible to spot agouti, iguanas, tamarin monkeys, toucans, woodpeckers, deer and various other bits of wildlife. The garden was also surrounded by trees so it felt like you weren’t in the city at all.

I knew the girl who was the manager there as I had met her in another hostel in El Valle last year sometime when Mum and Dad were out here. Because the hostel was fairly new, they were missing some chairs and tables but they did have many pallets lying around. I offered her my carpentry services in exchange for bed and breakfast and she agreed. So now on my days off, I go to Panama City to work again. It’s not too bad though, seeing as I only have to do 3 hours a day to cover my costs and I also find building things with wood fun and relatively relaxing. So with this now happening, I am finding it very hard to spend money here.

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At Jungle Land, everything is included so I don’t spend a penny. On my days off, I only need to buy lunch and dinner and the rest is covered. So if I have the time before my days off, I go fishing in the lake and try to catch myself some food. I season the fish at the lodge and then I only have to buy rice and veg to accompany it. If I wish to drink or have some fun then I obviously have some expenditure but otherwise, I am living a free life here at the moment. This has enabled me to save up a fair wedge of cash to help me with my travels for the future. I gave the majority of it to a German volunteer who was leaving so he could transfer it into my bank once he got home. He could have just kept it but fortunately, he was a nice kid so he put it into my bank for me. This will save me from having to travel with all my money in my bag in cash form. Not the safest of ideas.

With my time coming to a close at this beautiful place, I was enjoying doing more activities. Even after being here for almost a year, I was still witnessing new species and things that I had never seen before. Last year, I don’t remember seeing a snake once at Jungleland land. This year, there have been many. The majority have been a snake the locals call a Cazadora, which translates as a Hunter. These are known in English as a Mussurana, a snake that is as quick as lightning and known to be very aggressive and bitey. One time, walking guests back from the waterfall, due to its camouflage in the mud and leaves, I almost trod on one. Before I knew my foot was about to stand on it, it disappeared across the dry river bed and into the scrubs.

Although I was fortunate it chose to flee and not to bite, the venom from this snake is not dangerous to humans. Yes it would hurt, and yes it would be annoying to have to deal with, but it would not be life-threatening. The problem with the Cazadora is its prey. They like to eat another type of snake called the Fer-de-lance, which is heavily feared by locals and normally killed on sight. I have seen this all the way from Mexico to Panama with everyone having a story of a friend or family member who has fallen victim to the Fer-de-lance. The point I am getting to is that if I am seeing lots of Cazadoras, it is because there is lots of prey for them to eat, meaning lots of Fer-de-lance. Saying that, I never laid eyes on one, possibly because they have incredible camouflage and are really hard to spot.

I also saw a couple of new bird species that I had never seen before, some of which are very rare to see and incredibly beautiful. I didn’t have my camera with and when I returned to find them again, they were obviously not about. The Agami Heron is one of these birds and the photos on google do not give credit to seeing it in real life. The same goes for a Sunbittern which has magnificent colours and patterns on it wings and seeing it in flight with the sun on its wings was amazing to see. The reason I saw a Sunbittern was due to a freak occurrence in nature that nobody has been able to explain with one hundred percent conviction. This occurrence also gave me the opportunity to see the Cocoi Heron up close without it flying away before my camera can catch it.

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It was 6:30am and we were setting out on a birdwatching tour up the river. Because of the time of the morning, you would generally see a few different species of birds and a few regulars who inhabited the banks and trees along the river. The tour started as normal with us seeing a few resident birds before even losing sight of the lodge. As we went up the river we spotted a 1.5m plus Caiman just chilling in the water, not really bothered by our presence. This was not a rare sight but it also was not a common thing to see. As we moved a little bit further up the river, the captain started to spot fish floating on the surface. One, two, three of them in quick succession, all of them dead. Some of the fish had been almost ripped in half, they had been obviously bitten, whilst others look complete and untouched.

The further we moved up the river, the more dead fish we saw, some of which were on the river banks, possibly dragged there by predators. But we were also seeing the live fish in the water. They were coming to the surface of the water and there were hundreds of them. All species of fish were doing this, even the ones that normally dwell in the muds of the river beds. I could see every species of fish that I knew from these waters plus many more I had never seen before. All of them together were floating motionless at a 45 degree angle with their mouths at the surface of the water. They were so slow in their movements that we could have caught them by hand. You were seeing parents with their school of infants, you were seeing predatory fish alongside their prey, you were seeing something strange that even the locals had never seen.

As to what was causing it was creating a debate between people who were unsure as to what they were seeing. The most likely reason, in my eyes, was that they were coming up for air. These were fish from all depths of the river, all of whom normally breathed through their gills and not through their mouth at the surface. Maybe the water was lacking in oxygen because there had been minimal rain, or fresh oxidised water entering the river in the last 4 months. Adding this to the abundance of fish that were about, this could be why they needed to search oxygen at the water’s surface. But even Carl was confused by this, never seeing it before, yet seeing the water levels much lower than this. Some people said something about the water being polluted but it was only happening in a certain area, an area where we knew the water to be shallower.

Whatever was causing the fish to do this, it didn’t matter to the natural world. The rest of the Jungle were fully aware of this and were taking advantage. That first Caiman we saw wasn’t the last, bigger ones followed, lurking in the water´s edges and eating on the river banks. Caimans are normally nocturnal hunters but they were taking full advantage of this breakfast buffet laid on for them. It was not only them, with the full cast of birds coming out at once and taking part in this feeding frenzy. The river banks were littered with fish-eating birds that you wouldn’t see too often, but today they were all there sharing in this bonanza. Maybe it happens every year on the same day or maybe it will never happen again. Either way, I thank the jungle for this leaving present in my last week before I leave.

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The next week I left Jungleland with the intention of relaxing for a week, sorting out all my stuff and flying out the following weekend to Colombia. I was staying at Bodhi’s hostel so I could build some more stuff and then save a bit more cash. But the day I arrived at Bodhi’s, was the day I left Bodhi’s. I had friends in Costa Rica who were staying on the beach and wanted me to come and say hello. So I got a bus that night at 23:55 and started my journey to Playa Grande. I arrived the following day in Tamarindo at 9pm and was unable to make the last part of the journey as the boat that crossed the river, stopped for the night. The following morning I walked to Playa Grande and spent the next few days with my friends.

The idea was to spend a couple of days surfing in Playa Grande, relaxing and enjoying the amazing sunsets that Costa Rica regularly supplies. The truth was that at this time of the year, the surf can be a little bit unpredictable due to strong winds. It made it almost impossible to spot a decent wave and even harder to be in the right position to catch it. And with it entering the rainy season, there were lots of thunderstorms and they conveniently seemed to arrive at the right time to block out the potential of a spectacular sunset. But it was still nice to catch up with the ex-Jungleland crew for a couple of days before we headed of in opposite directions.

This little trip also brought me into the situation where I would be seeing 3 different countries in 3 days. I started Thursday in Costa Rica, taking the 3:30am bus from Tamarindo. I then travelled all day and night and arrived in Panama City at around the same time the next morning. I spent Friday in Panama before waking up earlyish on Saturday to take a flight to Barranquilla, Colombia. I had booked my flight a few weeks back because it was one of the cheapest but by chance, it happened to arrive on a good day. I spoke to a friend to let him know I would be back in the Caribbean Coast of Colombia on the 25th of May. He instantly replied and told me to get my butt to El Rio Hostel right away because they were having a huge party that night. This was the place where I had stayed for a few months before so a lot of my friends should still be there.

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There is always a risk of having a tight travel schedule in Latin America due to everything being late or on a more relaxed schedule let’s say. But everything went smoothly with the bus exchanges and the border crossings and I was in the airport ready to catch my flight. As it turned out, the flight was actually delayed by a few hours which might have scuppered my ideas of getting to Buritaca and the party that night. What actually happened was that I arrived in Barranquilla, got a moto-taxi to the bus station and there was a bus leaving immediately and going in the right direction. I arrived much later than expected but in plenty of time to relax and prepare for the party. The numbers are debatable but roughly around 400 turned up to El Rio for the party which continued well into the next day.

Wanting to leave El Rio before I got trapped there again, I made a hasty exit the next day. Before leaving, I was unable to find my shoes that I had arrived with nut it wasn’t a problem. The shoes cost 3000 pesos ($1) and I had my real shoes packed in my big backpack. I got a lift from a friend to Santa Marta and he dropped me off outside a shopping park. I searched for my shoes in my bag and that was when I realised that I had forgotten to put them in my bag in Panama. I had lost 2 pairs of shoes in 2 days and was now in a pickle. No one would let me into the shops without a pair of shoes on my feet but I couldn’t enter the shops to buy some shoes. So I took a taxi to the hostel where I could hopefully find someone to lend me some sort of footwear so I could enter the shops to buy some footwear.

And that is where I am now. In a hostel sorting out my plans and doing a bit of life administration. I plan to head to a beach around this area and learn how to scuba dive before venturing further afield toward pastures new. I also want to plan a bit better so that my money will last a little bit longer and I can make it further south in South America than Colombia. I suppose only time will tell.